Queen Eglizzabeth
@queeneglizzabeth.bsky.social
Fear of conflict has a new bad boy
How tf would I know the address of the elephant in the room with us?
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
How tf would I know the address of the elephant in the room with us?
Would you rather reach out and touch God or the Fubo button on your remote?
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Would you rather reach out and touch God or the Fubo button on your remote?
Pressing the Fubo button on my remote just to feel something
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Pressing the Fubo button on my remote just to feel something
Eagle Scout? Ok badge merchant
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Eagle Scout? Ok badge merchant
At bat with my zipper down. Call that a sack fly
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
At bat with my zipper down. Call that a sack fly
K but what if your type of “vert” is “per”
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
K but what if your type of “vert” is “per”
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these renderings of the planned white house ball room are ridiculously tacky
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
these renderings of the planned white house ball room are ridiculously tacky
Becoming an early investor in “wankclown”
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Becoming an early investor in “wankclown”
No context images I’ve sent to friends
October 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
No context images I’ve sent to friends
A falconry hood for the modern man
October 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A falconry hood for the modern man
Me when I’m in hugging class and everyone’s partnered up to hug but we don’t have an even number of students so the teacher says I can just practice hugging with the chair
October 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me when I’m in hugging class and everyone’s partnered up to hug but we don’t have an even number of students so the teacher says I can just practice hugging with the chair
A panicky run from me trying to survive while capturing placeholder footage for Look Up And Go. Anyway here’s the eve of a trailer I’m working on. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev
September 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A panicky run from me trying to survive while capturing placeholder footage for Look Up And Go. Anyway here’s the eve of a trailer I’m working on. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev
Sorry I don’t have the calf strength required to walk softly while carrying this big ass stick
September 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sorry I don’t have the calf strength required to walk softly while carrying this big ass stick
You’re wearing that? Now? In the time of monsters?
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You’re wearing that? Now? In the time of monsters?
Yeah, I’d like to try the taco soup salad, please
August 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yeah, I’d like to try the taco soup salad, please
[Guy wearing one of these voice, talking to his secretary]: Joanne, forward that shit to my ass, I’m going to take this poop from the toilet
August 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
[Guy wearing one of these voice, talking to his secretary]: Joanne, forward that shit to my ass, I’m going to take this poop from the toilet
Waddup big dawg, take your shoes off before you come in haha but no please do, the shapeless ones get super mad if you track dirt in
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Waddup big dawg, take your shoes off before you come in haha but no please do, the shapeless ones get super mad if you track dirt in
Got that certain je ne swag quoi
August 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Got that certain je ne swag quoi
Do Androids Dream of Electric Feet
August 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Do Androids Dream of Electric Feet
Cool Winnie The Pooh:
bee flew right into my motorcycle helmet today. started crawling around my ear. I calmly slowed down and removed my helmet and it flew away unharmed. not getting final destinationed today
August 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Cool Winnie The Pooh:
We call that “dog medicine” in the dog medicine community
August 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
We call that “dog medicine” in the dog medicine community