Queen Eglizzabeth
@queeneglizzabeth.bsky.social
Fear of conflict has a new bad boy
Practicing seppuku with a stage knife
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Practicing seppuku with a stage knife
Grabbin tabe at the hotel restaurant (getting a table at the hotel restaurant)
January 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Grabbin tabe at the hotel restaurant (getting a table at the hotel restaurant)
If I want to start watching Cops, can I come in mid-season or do I need to watch from the beginning?
January 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
If I want to start watching Cops, can I come in mid-season or do I need to watch from the beginning?
If Jesus was alive today, he couldn’t make Blazing Saddles
January 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
If Jesus was alive today, he couldn’t make Blazing Saddles
One always lies, one always tells the truth. How can you tell which is which?
the duality of man
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
One always lies, one always tells the truth. How can you tell which is which?
Sending feet pics to the TSA
December 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sending feet pics to the TSA
Damn girl are you a lawyer? Cause that’s some fine print
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Damn girl are you a lawyer? Cause that’s some fine print
My hungry ass thought this was guitar hero
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
My hungry ass thought this was guitar hero
I’ve been on disability ever since I fell from heaven
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’ve been on disability ever since I fell from heaven
Free #dragqueen name for anyone who wants it:
Tucker Balsin.
I expect 1% of your inevitable millions that will come to you if you use this name. Especially if you go on #dragrace.
Tucker Balsin.
I expect 1% of your inevitable millions that will come to you if you use this name. Especially if you go on #dragrace.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Free #dragqueen name for anyone who wants it:
Tucker Balsin.
I expect 1% of your inevitable millions that will come to you if you use this name. Especially if you go on #dragrace.
Tucker Balsin.
I expect 1% of your inevitable millions that will come to you if you use this name. Especially if you go on #dragrace.
How tf would I know the address of the elephant in the room with us?
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
How tf would I know the address of the elephant in the room with us?
Would you rather reach out and touch God or the Fubo button on your remote?
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Would you rather reach out and touch God or the Fubo button on your remote?
Pressing the Fubo button on my remote just to feel something
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Pressing the Fubo button on my remote just to feel something
Eagle Scout? Ok badge merchant
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Eagle Scout? Ok badge merchant
At bat with my zipper down. Call that a sack fly
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
At bat with my zipper down. Call that a sack fly
K but what if your type of “vert” is “per”
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
K but what if your type of “vert” is “per”
Reposted by Queen Eglizzabeth
these renderings of the planned white house ball room are ridiculously tacky
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
these renderings of the planned white house ball room are ridiculously tacky
Becoming an early investor in “wankclown”
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Becoming an early investor in “wankclown”
No context images I’ve sent to friends
October 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
No context images I’ve sent to friends
A falconry hood for the modern man
October 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A falconry hood for the modern man
Me when I’m in hugging class and everyone’s partnered up to hug but we don’t have an even number of students so the teacher says I can just practice hugging with the chair
October 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me when I’m in hugging class and everyone’s partnered up to hug but we don’t have an even number of students so the teacher says I can just practice hugging with the chair
A panicky run from me trying to survive while capturing placeholder footage for Look Up And Go. Anyway here’s the eve of a trailer I’m working on. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev
September 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A panicky run from me trying to survive while capturing placeholder footage for Look Up And Go. Anyway here’s the eve of a trailer I’m working on. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev
Sorry I don’t have the calf strength required to walk softly while carrying this big ass stick
September 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sorry I don’t have the calf strength required to walk softly while carrying this big ass stick
You’re wearing that? Now? In the time of monsters?
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You’re wearing that? Now? In the time of monsters?