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Quantum Hamologist
@quantumham.bsky.social
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Ugh. Occupy leftist trying to get with the times. AuDHD. Pro-human. Trans rights are human rights.
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Aurora borealis!
Aurora in the sky, red and green. A pair of pine trees in the foreground.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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A sign in the Zohran Mamdani graphical design style, that says Teenage Ninjas for Mutant Turtles
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Bluesky these days, but unironically
A Tumblr post and comment. Drakensberg-blog (Nov. 28, 2012): The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor. Poupon (Nov. 28, 2012): how dare you say we piss on the poor
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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THIS MENU WHAT THE FUCK
An incomprehensible menu in an incomprehensible AI-generated video game. The image appears to be of a military guy on a building roof in a city, looking at two HVAC systems merging into each other on a different building, where another military guy is looking at a fire escape designed by M. C. Escher.
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The 1919 tattoo actually has a reasonable explanation. When you see the whole thing, it's clear that it's celebrating the Trail Fixing Collective, which was founded in 1919.
Graham Platner's Trail Fixing Collective tattoo, on his upper right arm. The coverup of Platner's Nazi tattoo is visible on his chest.
October 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Frame from The Simpsons, Dr. Nick is in a surgical theater with a nurse watching on. He's singing, "The knee bone's connected to the... Something..."
September 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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WELP.

A significant reduction in the gravitas here.
A spaceship built to look like a forklift flies through space which is green for some reason.
September 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally
A white 3D printed ghost on a kitchen counter. The ghost has a large butt and appears to be twerking.
August 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Same guy
A dog with skinny legs and a round body is standing on its rear legs, looking a lot like the guy in an above photo who himself looks like Gru from Despicable Me due to some tragic fashion choices.
August 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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On the one hand I know this is a rage-bait advertising campaign, on the other it is genuinely frustrating.
A pair of digital subway ads for Artisan, an AI company. The largest says "Stop Hiring Humans" and "The Era of AI Employees Is Here". The smaller says "Artisans Won't Spend Half the Year on Holiday". Both feature a picture meant to represent their AI assistant Ava, a femme-presenting white person.
June 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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A TMNT-style logo saying "Billy Long's not Ryan Zinke"
June 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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An Onion headline: "Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes'" Underneath, a picture of a cartoonishly attired Irish-American man with a half-drunk glass of green beer in a bar.
March 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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An image of the character Red Green, of the Red Green Show, holding a bat'leth. The supertitle reads, "Remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you honorable."
January 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons. Troy McClure sits on a rattan chair by a body of water. He's saying, "You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Confident, Stupid!""
January 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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How am I doing? Well...
Poster for the RiffTrax presentation of Super Mario Bros. (1993)
January 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son, altered to turn Saturn into Santa, who is devouring one of his elves.
December 4, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Best pie dish #TwinPeaks
A ceramic pie dish with two cherries in the center. Text around the outside says "This must be where pies go when they die." A pair of "R"s tell us this is from the Double R Diner from the series Twin Peaks. A 2017 trademark and copyright credit Twin Peaks directly.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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A comic about Columbo surprising an astronaut murderer on another planet. The comic is from the POV of the murderer. Panel 1: The astronaut appears to have bludgeoned their four colleagues with a crowbar. Panel 2: The astronaut drives a vehicle to a building labeled Hab 01. Panel 3: The astronaut puts their hand on a panel to open the door to the hab unit. It turns green and goes "BEEP!" Panel 4: The door opens to reveal Columbo, with his standard trenchcoat and cigar, holding a packet. He says, "Sir, is this instant mashed p'tater?" The astronaut's hand is still on the panel. Panel 5: The astronaut's hand is no longer on the panel, but a bloody handprint is left behind. Columbo smiles, saying, "Lemme tellya, in our house, we have _real_ mashed p'taters every Sunday. But y'know what? I think I actually _prefer_ this stuff!" Panel 6: The astronaut attempts to wipe the blood from the panel with a cloth. Columbo says, "Don't tell Mrs. Columbo I said that, sir."
November 29, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Look at this asshole here
Scammer has forgotten their display name and account name are different
November 18, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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Natural: a hand grasping a hotdog, showing arm bones Un-natural: a hand using a mouse, showing Saddam Hussein hiding in the arm
October 5, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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A picture of Char Aznable from Mobile Suit Gundam, appearing to say the following from Tumblr user pathologising: "they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely"
October 4, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire.
Klaus Kinski as Count Dracula in Werner Herzog's Nosferatu (1979)
September 28, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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Tweet from @Burcol JACKIE CHUN CONFIRMED FOR DRAGON BALL SPARKING ZERO! weird how he looks like master roshi??? Picture is of Jackie Chun as an alternate skin for Master Roshi, who definitely doesn't thinly disguise himself as Jackie Chun on occasion.
September 21, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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It's a solid recipe
A pan of seared Brussels sprouts
September 12, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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One ink color to your three. Half as thick. Dishonorable.
The Chad Greatest Generation challenge coin vs. whatever the hell that other one is.
September 8, 2024 at 1:44 AM