my self employment motto is if you're gonna be your own boss you gotta be your own union rep! union rep says all employees get to take their full holiday entitlement!

every time!! "that's my fiance lucy" uhhhh i think you'll find

right!! like they've really replaced the romance with something, rather than just being like "we are two people doing moves near each other"

look for me in the stands during Euros, i'll be the one crying with laughter during the pope skate

it's so funny!!! i need to know if he understands how funny it is!

i loved being the Person With Clippers in all the various queer houseshares i lived in in london, an important community role

i buy my duvet covers when i go see my family in norway because the british have yet to discover the little corner hole technology 😡

🤝 shocked and delighted to be in 194th place

i don't think oslo has its own regional slop, but we eat a lot of this kind of kebab and it's soooooo good

toriiiiii 🥲

as a non american i'm like, oh that does sound like a nice autumn dish! i should make a chili tofu lemon zest green bean casserole! but like my fam had a 10y process of incrementally changing the sauce for our lamb for xmas dinner i can't imagine it being something most people are crying out for lol