I would use it as a display room for his castrated balls…but they can use a broom closet for that.

Are you interested in science or medicine?

Are you interested in science or medicine?

I’m a retired biomedical researcher. My former colleagues are in a frenzy over grant funding. I would advise any fledgling scientist to learn how to run a business if they want to pursue scientific research.

I can’t go to shelters or events because I couldn’t leave without at least one.

I think he sees Greenland as a real-estate deal. It looks much larger on a Mercator Projection flat map than it actually is on the globe.

Perhaps they no longer have cancer because they expired?

“Garfield” looks lazy 😉

Maybe they’re referring to electric eels, and the eel stuff was in fact electricity!

Maybe they mean electric eels. Very prescient, given the importance of electricity to our modern lives. Without their prayers, God may have never created electricity for us.