Calvin, a bit larger on the left, is a Champion Fighter who yearns for the ruckus he could cause outdoors. Hobbes, grooming his brother, is a College of Swords Bard who likes to sing a lot but can still use his claws, especially at 3 in the morning. They are both indoor-only Chaotic Good himbos.

Pursuant to this conversation, I've invented a new spin on the cat mystery genre. Instead of the cats being unusually wise & mysteriously empathetic, they will be... my cats, the himbo brothers, Calvin & Hobbes.

Hobbes (left) curls up in the suspect's lap, looks up sadly, & mews until they confess.

@seananmcguire.bsky.social I hadn't seen this one before and thought of you!

If you see this post kitty.

Cat tax, but I am on my way to a meeting so no time for alt text, these are just portrait shots of Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin has white fur over one eye and Hobbes has black fur over both.

This could go a number of different ways, really. But at least there'll be banter?

You know, I'm playing Horizon Zero Dawn right now, I'm on board.

New kittens clawed their way up my pants and into my life, thanks to a neighbor! Looking forward to many happy years with Calvin & Hobbes.

Those waits are exhausting. ♥️ Calvin & Hobbes would be happy to nap on you, if we were in the same time zone!

Calvin and Hobbes briefly played Jenga together... as the pieces. (Calvin's eye gunk is improving rapidly!)

Shaw looks remarkably like our Calvin & Hobbes!

More pictures of Calvin & Hobbes!

My cats have been in my home for barely 24 hours but if you need some backup muscle....

So, I have some news. I went to a barn last night to meet some cats and these two climbed right up my legs and into my heart. Meet Calvin & Hobbes (Calvin on the left with more white on his face). Calvin is more talkative and loves head butts, Hobbes is quieter and shows off his tummy a lot.

Last saved celeb is your therapist: 2 for 1, I'm on board but the ouija board might be a little awkward.

The aesthetic: i.ytimg.com/vi/MopbHHyJI...

I like to have a medical professional with me wherever I go, since the pandemic started. (Sorry if I've shared this before, it's past my bedtime.)