Gosh no I’m all “this doctor is not equipped to route your call or solve your problem, so sorry” *phone rings forever*

Okay now that one is extra funny.

Found this from the time when a crane was trying to protect its baby from me

Tell him he can fuck right off.

It’s … disorienting

SO BONKERS

All of my PIN’s are the last four of my 8th grade boyfriend’s phone number. I knew dozens of numbers then - now it’s just two (wife and sister).

I mean, same

He’s judging your book collection.

I know I know but I still get a bigger giggle out of you yeeting items into the rafters

But I’m with Greg

Oh yeah where I live it’s foolhardy to not have a full tank of gas every time you leave a town … breakdowns can be deadly in the very rural places. I can’t wait for the infrastructure to arrive out here.

When I first moved to a small town I asked the guy who sold me my car who to get insurance from, and before I knew it I had a great dentist, tax accountant, and hair stylist. You gotta chat people up and find out if they know a guy.

We lol’d when they showed this and now I’m doing it again on account of this skeet

WHOA that is some Pringle kismet. (I love the Giant Pringle.)

Several years ago they were renovating their cafe so they solemnly apologized that I could not get that free tater, but they gave me a free box of potato flakes and assured me they had been processed right over yonder. (I absolutely love that museum and take people there every few years.)

Back in the 70’s, my dad told me I couldn’t watch Sesame Street or Electric Company because they were communist and promoted race mixing. (I watched when he wasn’t around, of course.) So that’s part of it too.

1B turned out in huge numbers in Pocatello… the most I’ve seen yet. LFG IDAHO