Qarren
@qarren.bsky.social
Where funny goes to die, and so do I
Wannabe failure of a funny man
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Wannabe failure of a funny man
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We’ve made it to 1,000,000M signatures
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We can go beyond that
Don’t stop there please
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#Stopkillinggames
We did it but……
We can go beyond that
Don’t stop there please
We can go Further Beyond 1M!!!!!!
If you see this Repost please continue to sign the signature
I’ve been following this for a while.
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#Stopkillinggames
July 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We’ve made it to 1,000,000M signatures
We did it but……
We can go beyond that
Don’t stop there please
We can go Further Beyond 1M!!!!!!
If you see this Repost please continue to sign the signature
I’ve been following this for a while.
Spreading this over here!!!!
#Stopkillinggames
We did it but……
We can go beyond that
Don’t stop there please
We can go Further Beyond 1M!!!!!!
If you see this Repost please continue to sign the signature
I’ve been following this for a while.
Spreading this over here!!!!
#Stopkillinggames
CONGRATS TO STOP KILLING GAMES
Go on, Ross and team, kick their asses into shape over at the EU
Go on, Ross and team, kick their asses into shape over at the EU
July 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
CONGRATS TO STOP KILLING GAMES
Go on, Ross and team, kick their asses into shape over at the EU
Go on, Ross and team, kick their asses into shape over at the EU
Someone asked me how I became such a brave fire fighter?
I told them:
Joe, this is the third time this week I've had to call the ambulance to take you back
I told them:
Joe, this is the third time this week I've had to call the ambulance to take you back
February 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Someone asked me how I became such a brave fire fighter?
I told them:
Joe, this is the third time this week I've had to call the ambulance to take you back
I told them:
Joe, this is the third time this week I've had to call the ambulance to take you back
As someone who's been a human being all his life I can highly recommend another lifestyle path
February 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As someone who's been a human being all his life I can highly recommend another lifestyle path
Why he make that face?
February 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Why he make that face?
Umm...
Did someone forget to stop drawing Jeff Mace's head?
Did someone forget to stop drawing Jeff Mace's head?
February 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Umm...
Did someone forget to stop drawing Jeff Mace's head?
Did someone forget to stop drawing Jeff Mace's head?
Is this how you get beat up and bullied as a senior?
Young Allies #19 (1946)
Young Allies #19 (1946)
January 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Is this how you get beat up and bullied as a senior?
Young Allies #19 (1946)
Young Allies #19 (1946)
Seeing a Sega Dreamcast ad has inspired my new favourite diss:
Shut up, biped!
Shut up, biped!
January 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Seeing a Sega Dreamcast ad has inspired my new favourite diss:
Shut up, biped!
Shut up, biped!
And people think Rob Liefeld's proportions were bad.
I can't keep up with these ridiculous male body standards.
What am I supposed to do? Stretch my legs like elastic? Hammer my knees and elbows paper thin?
(Captain America Comics #46 1945)
I can't keep up with these ridiculous male body standards.
What am I supposed to do? Stretch my legs like elastic? Hammer my knees and elbows paper thin?
(Captain America Comics #46 1945)
January 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
And people think Rob Liefeld's proportions were bad.
I can't keep up with these ridiculous male body standards.
What am I supposed to do? Stretch my legs like elastic? Hammer my knees and elbows paper thin?
(Captain America Comics #46 1945)
I can't keep up with these ridiculous male body standards.
What am I supposed to do? Stretch my legs like elastic? Hammer my knees and elbows paper thin?
(Captain America Comics #46 1945)
On today's episode of
What Weird Stuff Can I Witness Working in a Gaming Room:
A man enters, heads straight to the outdoor smoking area, opens the ash trays, collects the butts, puts them in his pocket, leaves...
Join me again next episode where I pray to God that those were for an art project!
What Weird Stuff Can I Witness Working in a Gaming Room:
A man enters, heads straight to the outdoor smoking area, opens the ash trays, collects the butts, puts them in his pocket, leaves...
Join me again next episode where I pray to God that those were for an art project!
January 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
On today's episode of
What Weird Stuff Can I Witness Working in a Gaming Room:
A man enters, heads straight to the outdoor smoking area, opens the ash trays, collects the butts, puts them in his pocket, leaves...
Join me again next episode where I pray to God that those were for an art project!
What Weird Stuff Can I Witness Working in a Gaming Room:
A man enters, heads straight to the outdoor smoking area, opens the ash trays, collects the butts, puts them in his pocket, leaves...
Join me again next episode where I pray to God that those were for an art project!
As a combo of both a misanthrope and a petty idiot, I find nothing funnier than them declaring the Australian Open 2025 started, only for storms an hour later to close the courts.
The universe really said, "Look at this nerd thinking he can open the tennis. Hold my sunshine."
The universe really said, "Look at this nerd thinking he can open the tennis. Hold my sunshine."
January 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
As a combo of both a misanthrope and a petty idiot, I find nothing funnier than them declaring the Australian Open 2025 started, only for storms an hour later to close the courts.
The universe really said, "Look at this nerd thinking he can open the tennis. Hold my sunshine."
The universe really said, "Look at this nerd thinking he can open the tennis. Hold my sunshine."
In a parallel universe, I'm a fan of Ed Sheeran; and that is why I cannot admit the scientific value of many worlds theory
January 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
In a parallel universe, I'm a fan of Ed Sheeran; and that is why I cannot admit the scientific value of many worlds theory
"Who called those spiders Daddy Long Legs?"
Me, an intellectual: Daddy did. They're Daddy's long legs
Me, an intellectual: Daddy did. They're Daddy's long legs
December 31, 2024 at 1:49 PM
"Who called those spiders Daddy Long Legs?"
Me, an intellectual: Daddy did. They're Daddy's long legs
Me, an intellectual: Daddy did. They're Daddy's long legs
My contribution to xmas food this year was jelly+mousse cups. I made 8. My Dad ate 1. No one else ate one. Since xmas ended I have been eating the remaining 7 cups myself.
I present this good willed contribution to myself. I earned it.
I present this good willed contribution to myself. I earned it.
December 30, 2024 at 7:43 AM
My contribution to xmas food this year was jelly+mousse cups. I made 8. My Dad ate 1. No one else ate one. Since xmas ended I have been eating the remaining 7 cups myself.
I present this good willed contribution to myself. I earned it.
I present this good willed contribution to myself. I earned it.
I am fully aware that declining to participate in my family's kris kringle because of financial reasons, only to turn around and go over double my budget for my dog's gift makes me a hypocrite of Santa's sack proportions.
I have no regrets.
I have no regrets.
December 28, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I am fully aware that declining to participate in my family's kris kringle because of financial reasons, only to turn around and go over double my budget for my dog's gift makes me a hypocrite of Santa's sack proportions.
I have no regrets.
I have no regrets.
Tis the season to consider adoption!
No, I don't mean impulsively adopting a child. I mean considering how you could possibly be related to these people.
No, I don't mean impulsively adopting a child. I mean considering how you could possibly be related to these people.
December 23, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Tis the season to consider adoption!
No, I don't mean impulsively adopting a child. I mean considering how you could possibly be related to these people.
No, I don't mean impulsively adopting a child. I mean considering how you could possibly be related to these people.
They say workers only really get 4 hours of work done in a day and that's really pathetic.
Work for the people, for the cause, and only do like 2 hours max like me
Work for the people, for the cause, and only do like 2 hours max like me
December 17, 2024 at 3:37 AM
They say workers only really get 4 hours of work done in a day and that's really pathetic.
Work for the people, for the cause, and only do like 2 hours max like me
Work for the people, for the cause, and only do like 2 hours max like me
We need Gogglebox but for Game Awards viewers. Nothing would beat that screaming and crying melody every year
December 13, 2024 at 9:43 AM
We need Gogglebox but for Game Awards viewers. Nothing would beat that screaming and crying melody every year
And also, why was I approached by a kind old lady wishing me merry xmas?
Stop being kind. I wanna be alone.
And I was kind back so that makes me a fucking enabler!
Stop being kind. I wanna be alone.
And I was kind back so that makes me a fucking enabler!
December 12, 2024 at 4:39 AM
And also, why was I approached by a kind old lady wishing me merry xmas?
Stop being kind. I wanna be alone.
And I was kind back so that makes me a fucking enabler!
Stop being kind. I wanna be alone.
And I was kind back so that makes me a fucking enabler!
Why was I just given a steak knife for pancakes?
What are they made out of? Prehistoric fossil yeast??
What are they made out of? Prehistoric fossil yeast??
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Why was I just given a steak knife for pancakes?
What are they made out of? Prehistoric fossil yeast??
What are they made out of? Prehistoric fossil yeast??
Gonna take the Minecraft approach to pet keeping. A solid fence around them with no gate. Just some dirt piled up against the outside. And some dirt piled up against the inside which I put back in my pocket after I leave.
December 12, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Gonna take the Minecraft approach to pet keeping. A solid fence around them with no gate. Just some dirt piled up against the outside. And some dirt piled up against the inside which I put back in my pocket after I leave.
Time to stop professional competitive sports. It's all been done. Let's find the least pro players possible and see what they do.
"Jimmy from accounting goes to kick a goal! And he's missed the ball entirely and fallen over. I'm being told he hurt his back and will whinge the rest of the season"
"Jimmy from accounting goes to kick a goal! And he's missed the ball entirely and fallen over. I'm being told he hurt his back and will whinge the rest of the season"
December 11, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Time to stop professional competitive sports. It's all been done. Let's find the least pro players possible and see what they do.
"Jimmy from accounting goes to kick a goal! And he's missed the ball entirely and fallen over. I'm being told he hurt his back and will whinge the rest of the season"
"Jimmy from accounting goes to kick a goal! And he's missed the ball entirely and fallen over. I'm being told he hurt his back and will whinge the rest of the season"
And people thought Armless Tiger Man was weird...
Allow me to introduce:
The Jap Head!!
Young Allies #12
Allow me to introduce:
The Jap Head!!
Young Allies #12
December 7, 2024 at 11:10 AM
And people thought Armless Tiger Man was weird...
Allow me to introduce:
The Jap Head!!
Young Allies #12
Allow me to introduce:
The Jap Head!!
Young Allies #12
I've bought fucken coffee doritos and now I wonder if my compulsion to by everything coffee flavoured isn't just because it's the best flavour of stuff
December 5, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I've bought fucken coffee doritos and now I wonder if my compulsion to by everything coffee flavoured isn't just because it's the best flavour of stuff