Is it bad when your toddler goes “oh what a wonderful drink you have” on the same evening you that you send your mom this comic and she agrees?

HAHAHAHA. the more ha-ha, the more panic.

Literally just saved this yesterday.

Using just an image, where are you from?

Always a weird question to answer as someone who moved a lot as a kid.

Every year there’s going to be a loon tempted to get the entire serrano ham from Costco.

And as someone who did it one year…go for it. Please don’t let me be the only one who makes this mistake. Be warned if you have a dog, this will be emotional warfare on them however.

Aaaaand now Archer is stuck in my head.

Not in any small part bc of Jessica Walter’s amazing VA work as Malory. My mom has *antiquated* views on ideal physicality so a long running joke is about our toddler loving eating just ice like Malory feeding AJ ice from her whiskey.

Magical season, cold as ship-sinking iceberg tits, but magical. Worth it to see kiddo literally jumping for joy.

STOP! ✋ If you're reading this, you've reached a Pokémon checkpoint. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon.

(Backstory: My first Tyranitar was nicknamed Tyranita and hc was that she was a big dinosaur mama)