Matthew Cooper 🐾
@pyre.tech
IT guy. I have 3 dogs and *will* post photos of them. I am working on making YouTube videos, but I've also said that since 2008. Soon™
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Matthew Cooper 🐾
@pyre.tech
· Jan 8
Media 🧵 for 2025! I wanted to finish more things last year but failed horribly, so this year I want to kick it into overdrive!
#YearInReview2025
#YearInReview2025
Doing DoorDash Grocery/Instacart shopping, I feel like there are only 3 order types:
- 2 weeks of groceries for a family who live on the 5th floor apartment with no elevator.
- ice cream and tampons
- 10 bags of sour gummy worms and a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper Zero bottles
- 2 weeks of groceries for a family who live on the 5th floor apartment with no elevator.
- ice cream and tampons
- 10 bags of sour gummy worms and a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper Zero bottles
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Doing DoorDash Grocery/Instacart shopping, I feel like there are only 3 order types:
- 2 weeks of groceries for a family who live on the 5th floor apartment with no elevator.
- ice cream and tampons
- 10 bags of sour gummy worms and a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper Zero bottles
- 2 weeks of groceries for a family who live on the 5th floor apartment with no elevator.
- ice cream and tampons
- 10 bags of sour gummy worms and a 6-pack of Dr. Pepper Zero bottles
Gray Slash is a good one I think
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Gray Slash is a good one I think
No Kings is popping here in Reston! If I didn’t have bills due soon I’d join in but I’d say there’s at least double the amount of people I saw last time. Very exciting!
October 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
No Kings is popping here in Reston! If I didn’t have bills due soon I’d join in but I’d say there’s at least double the amount of people I saw last time. Very exciting!
Reposted by Matthew Cooper 🐾
I'm so sorry to ask this, but things have been really rough this month financially, and if anybody feels comfortable sharing, I could really use the help. Even just a repost is enough. 🙏
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/pichi_keen
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October 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm so sorry to ask this, but things have been really rough this month financially, and if anybody feels comfortable sharing, I could really use the help. Even just a repost is enough. 🙏
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/pichi_keen
CA: $PichiKeen0
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/pichi_keen
CA: $PichiKeen0
AI really is the future I love when I go through phone support, answer 6 Qs to an automated system only to get dumped into an AI that asks me the same Qs, asks for my email, fails to understand 3 times, then gets it only to send me to a real person who didn't get any of that info forwarded.
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
AI really is the future I love when I go through phone support, answer 6 Qs to an automated system only to get dumped into an AI that asks me the same Qs, asks for my email, fails to understand 3 times, then gets it only to send me to a real person who didn't get any of that info forwarded.
Indie wrestling is stupid, I love it so much
October 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Indie wrestling is stupid, I love it so much
Meant to post this earlier today but glad to see the beat down!
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Meant to post this earlier today but glad to see the beat down!
I had a very cute boy cuddled next to me on the couch while watching Superman tonight.
August 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I had a very cute boy cuddled next to me on the couch while watching Superman tonight.
Reposted by Matthew Cooper 🐾
Reposted by Matthew Cooper 🐾
centrists be like "this is the only way we can win" and then lose
August 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
centrists be like "this is the only way we can win" and then lose
Went swimming today and I forgot how exhausting swimming for a few hours can be. Back is a little sore but I feel great though!
August 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Went swimming today and I forgot how exhausting swimming for a few hours can be. Back is a little sore but I feel great though!
The concentrated hatred of these 3 needs to be studied in a lab. They're rapping like they've seen everything you've done in life and they're disgusted. I can see why No Malice went back to just Malice.
Clipse, Kendrick Lamar, Pusha T, Malice - Chains & Whips (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by clipseVEVO
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July 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The concentrated hatred of these 3 needs to be studied in a lab. They're rapping like they've seen everything you've done in life and they're disgusted. I can see why No Malice went back to just Malice.
I’m getting too confident in cooking — been on a roll the past like week+
July 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’m getting too confident in cooking — been on a roll the past like week+
Birthday boy gets pork chops & steak!
June 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Birthday boy gets pork chops & steak!
My watch just vibrated aggressively at me and when I looked down this is what I saw. Damn, I get it, I’m a fatass.
June 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My watch just vibrated aggressively at me and when I looked down this is what I saw. Damn, I get it, I’m a fatass.
Oh good I didn’t even have to do anything
June 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Oh good I didn’t even have to do anything
You ever see something that immediately throws you into a panic?
June 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You ever see something that immediately throws you into a panic?
#FreeEd man deserves his freedom
Ed the Zebra was captured safely after being located in a pasture near a subdivision in the Christiana community in central Tennessee, the Rutherford County Sheriff's Office confirmed. https://n.pr/4jKolpB
Ed, the runaway pet zebra, has been captured in Tennessee
Ed the Zebra was captured safely after being located in a pasture near a subdivision in the Christiana community in central Tennessee, the Rutherford County Sheriff's Office confirmed.
n.pr
June 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
#FreeEd man deserves his freedom
[🧵 1/3] Finally starting up Expedition 33 and it's really funny/sad to me that the story of the last few years in gaming has been "Single-player game made by a passionate team sold crazy well, publishers trying to figure out how to milk live service even harder". Like, I know it's not always gonna
June 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
[🧵 1/3] Finally starting up Expedition 33 and it's really funny/sad to me that the story of the last few years in gaming has been "Single-player game made by a passionate team sold crazy well, publishers trying to figure out how to milk live service even harder". Like, I know it's not always gonna
I knew my credit score was bad but not that bad 😅
May 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I knew my credit score was bad but not that bad 😅
Ozzie has been enjoying all the smells of the morning walk as the trees have exploded to life the past few weeks
April 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ozzie has been enjoying all the smells of the morning walk as the trees have exploded to life the past few weeks