Job ACQUIRED. It’s wildly disheartening how much of my self-worth hinges upon being employed and therefore a “productive” member of society. FIGHTIN THAT MINDSET IN 2024 LFG
December 1, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Job ACQUIRED. It’s wildly disheartening how much of my self-worth hinges upon being employed and therefore a “productive” member of society. FIGHTIN THAT MINDSET IN 2024 LFG
went to see a harpist at a Presbyterian church last night but the real religious experience was this hot dog
November 17, 2023 at 6:06 PM
went to see a harpist at a Presbyterian church last night but the real religious experience was this hot dog
IF YOU"RE SO VERY ENTERTAINING WHY ARE YOU UNEMPLOYOYOED TONIGHT???? the job search is going great
November 15, 2023 at 9:32 PM
IF YOU"RE SO VERY ENTERTAINING WHY ARE YOU UNEMPLOYOYOED TONIGHT???? the job search is going great
we all know the song I Know It's Over by The Smiths right? right. so the lyrics are stuck in my head and I've applied them to myself. IF YOU'RE SO CLEVER WHY ARE YOU UNEMPLOOOOYED TONIGHT
November 15, 2023 at 9:32 PM
we all know the song I Know It's Over by The Smiths right? right. so the lyrics are stuck in my head and I've applied them to myself. IF YOU'RE SO CLEVER WHY ARE YOU UNEMPLOOOOYED TONIGHT
"boy that health inspector sure does love his new hat! what a goof! but hey his inspection of health is impeccable!"
the silver lining is that it has led me to a genius concept for a sequel to Pixar's Ratatouille. It's the exact same thing except instead of a bumbling cook the rat controls a HEALTH INSPECTOR!!! a great twist.
so the grocery store near my house has been shut down by the health department which is very concerning since I eat things from there almost every day. the gossip according to reddit is that it is because of RATS 🐀
November 15, 2023 at 9:20 PM
"boy that health inspector sure does love his new hat! what a goof! but hey his inspection of health is impeccable!"
the silver lining is that it has led me to a genius concept for a sequel to Pixar's Ratatouille. It's the exact same thing except instead of a bumbling cook the rat controls a HEALTH INSPECTOR!!! a great twist.
so the grocery store near my house has been shut down by the health department which is very concerning since I eat things from there almost every day. the gossip according to reddit is that it is because of RATS 🐀
November 15, 2023 at 9:18 PM
the silver lining is that it has led me to a genius concept for a sequel to Pixar's Ratatouille. It's the exact same thing except instead of a bumbling cook the rat controls a HEALTH INSPECTOR!!! a great twist.
so the grocery store near my house has been shut down by the health department which is very concerning since I eat things from there almost every day. the gossip according to reddit is that it is because of RATS 🐀
November 15, 2023 at 9:16 PM
so the grocery store near my house has been shut down by the health department which is very concerning since I eat things from there almost every day. the gossip according to reddit is that it is because of RATS 🐀
seeing 0 people dressed as Barbie but have seen at least 4 dressed as Shrek this year…. the people have chosen their idol
November 1, 2023 at 3:37 AM
seeing 0 people dressed as Barbie but have seen at least 4 dressed as Shrek this year…. the people have chosen their idol
omg a fourth time but they’re playing it over itself
November 1, 2023 at 2:36 AM
omg a fourth time but they’re playing it over itself
At a metal show and in between the sets the venue has played Ocean Man by Ween three times so far
November 1, 2023 at 2:31 AM
At a metal show and in between the sets the venue has played Ocean Man by Ween three times so far
Reposted by anjelica 🪱
Brave hero breaks window to save suction cup garfield left in hot car
October 29, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Brave hero breaks window to save suction cup garfield left in hot car
Texts from my dad —
“Call me asap .”
“Nothing bad no rush”
do you know what asap means father
“Call me asap .”
“Nothing bad no rush”
do you know what asap means father
October 29, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Texts from my dad —
“Call me asap .”
“Nothing bad no rush”
do you know what asap means father
“Call me asap .”
“Nothing bad no rush”
do you know what asap means father
2009 era selfies are the best — not a smile to be seen, not even looking at the camera, I look like someone has hassled me by having the AUDACITY to take my pic, but it was me
October 22, 2023 at 3:38 PM
2009 era selfies are the best — not a smile to be seen, not even looking at the camera, I look like someone has hassled me by having the AUDACITY to take my pic, but it was me
omg photobucket emails me every day about losing access to my pictures like there’s precious artifacts in that account. It contains collages of Thom Yorke, pics from LiveJournal communities, and digital camera era selfies
October 22, 2023 at 3:34 PM
omg photobucket emails me every day about losing access to my pictures like there’s precious artifacts in that account. It contains collages of Thom Yorke, pics from LiveJournal communities, and digital camera era selfies
Reposted by anjelica 🪱
Thinking about ludo
October 20, 2023 at 4:11 AM
Thinking about ludo
lol so this job is field canvassing, during orientation a coworker asked if our personal safety is at risk, our team lead goes “it’s Texas… so yeah”
October 16, 2023 at 11:56 PM
lol so this job is field canvassing, during orientation a coworker asked if our personal safety is at risk, our team lead goes “it’s Texas… so yeah”
first day of work! I got sassed by an Austin bus driver for the first time! I feel like a real resident now!
October 16, 2023 at 4:46 PM
first day of work! I got sassed by an Austin bus driver for the first time! I feel like a real resident now!
Moved to Austin almost two weeks ago now and I think the cats approve
October 12, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Moved to Austin almost two weeks ago now and I think the cats approve
oops I forgot this existed
October 12, 2023 at 8:14 PM
oops I forgot this existed
Reposted by anjelica 🪱
Finally settling into the new place after moving @pygmalism.bsky.social down to tx :)
October 2, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Finally settling into the new place after moving @pygmalism.bsky.social down to tx :)
today was my last day working at the shop that changed my life and I ugly cried on the floor after I locked up for about an hour, actual WAILING like MIDSOMMAR-crying I'm not exaggerating, god damn I love to FEEL
September 24, 2023 at 5:41 AM
today was my last day working at the shop that changed my life and I ugly cried on the floor after I locked up for about an hour, actual WAILING like MIDSOMMAR-crying I'm not exaggerating, god damn I love to FEEL