Men generally don't read romances because they are scared other men will mock them and call them gay and effeminate.

The crochet, demonic cabbage I use for a profile pic has more business sense that that guy. He'd consult actual experts and listen to them.

Trebuchet time, makes it harder for him to come back.

First it'll lead to him turning to him mum for comfort, then dad will double down on trying to toughen him up with comments about mamma's boys and being gay and then when it all explodes on him he'll be surprised Pikachu face and then try to find a new family to ruin while not paying child support.

I flunked programming twice at Uni, two different languages, but I still managed to learn enough to know how bad this is gonna go.

They aren't even gonna use a test server are they?