the fact that they don’t sell the cucumber lime in the powder tub is very distressing to me

this brings up another very important subject: bicyclists who do not wave back

“optimism” is a generous word for my condition lol

I’m such a sucker that when I’m riding and someone pulls up beside me and rolls down their window I always think they know me or they’re being friendly. Until they say something like “get on the f*cking sidewalk!”

You’ll notice that despite seeing you all the time I never honk obnoxiously at you lol

i don’t always drive but when i do i harass bicyclists (friendly)

i don’t always succeed in resisting that urge though. last week i honked and cut off Metro Employee of the Year Koby at a stop sign to say hi, not realizing he hadn’t seen me in my new (old) vehicle and wouldn’t immediately recognize it.

you’re welcome @moxieonwheels.bsky.social

for a while i thought the dog lady from twitter was his burner

these e-scooters are getting out of hand

i saw that post in isolation and literally thought you were talking about basketball until i clicked through lmao

NDOT is actually a contraction for “No we DOnT”

our pediatrician told us that four is the reward for getting through three

yes i made that very clear to her