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Philip
@pwengg.bsky.social
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My notes app. What the hell
What does a black hole taste like? You may think, surely, my tongue has long since perished in the sun, and even if not, if I’m anywhere close to a black hole, my tongue will surely be obliterated! But in fact, because of spaghettification, if you extend your tongue out to lick the black hole, it will be stretched out miles long, providing you a thorough taste of what’s going on!
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Oh, really David? Okay well you try being adopted by cannibals in Paraguay and having to NEGOTIATE (in CANTONESE, David) your way out of that guy you dated (who was obsessed with me)‘s METH LAB with only fourteen pesetas and the timer nearly at zero, David. UGH
September 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Can someone please turn down Diego Luna’s puppy dog eyes 😩
Cassian Andor with the glassiest, most puppy dog eyes begging for a treat and all the love in the world while looking at a brick or smn
June 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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This was me hosting my family’s Easter lunch ☺️
May 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Me when I die dueling over the quality of my memoir
Butterscotch Horseman from the TV show “Bojack Horseman”
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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No one came to my meeting
A very sad cat looking at the camera with glassy eyes and wearing a croc shoe as a hat
January 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Ikea
January 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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I want to start using this app more than threads
January 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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As seen on Instagram lol 😇
November 14, 2023 at 9:40 PM
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This is still so 😭

www.instagram.com/p/CYHfpygpNo...
October 6, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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I love a disastrous off-trail run through the woods
Me standing shirtless pausing a run to take a photo with the sunset shining on my face through tree leaves
September 20, 2023 at 1:53 PM
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Spotify says fall is one week away
Text convo between me and my bf: Bf: lol you cold? Me: ya Bf: lol boyyy Me: if only my man was here to warm me uppp Bf: lol so I’m just a blanket Me: yes 🙌🏻 Me: (gif of a cartoon cat snuggling up with a warm pink blanket on a green chair) Me: us ❤️ Bf: lol boyy
September 16, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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Oh that’s kinda perfect
Bluesky’s content moderation settings
August 11, 2023 at 9:12 PM
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Miss this
Sleeping on the beach
August 2, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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Idk where I can wear these
July 29, 2023 at 12:53 AM
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Idk much of anything really
July 28, 2023 at 8:51 PM
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Idk where I can wear these
July 28, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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Are aliens actually real…
July 26, 2023 at 8:57 PM