A friend made a very tasty risotto the other day that only took about 15-20 minutes total via a pressure cooker, if the temporal element is your issue...

I believe you misspelled "seggluded"

This is only tangentially related, but have you played Counterfeit Monkey by Emily Short? I feel like you'd like it a lot.

It's so awesome to have a digital thing you made *on your shelf*. Congrats!

Let me see if I can help you out...

Happened to us too! WTF?!

I miss those days!

I'm noticing a dismaying lack of egg puns in both lists

You do eventually get the ability to make more than one shot a round. It's a slow burn/buildup, but I like the town bit -- feels like a small optimization puzzle between arcade sections. Right up my alley!

These are the same folks that are vocally against "social justice" and "diversity, equity, and inclusion" and use those terms as epithets, somehow. Boggles my mind.

I sank the 9 accidentally a few minutes later.

Have you watched "Hacks"? It touches on this a bit, I think.