Purple Vanilla World
@purplevanillaworld.bsky.social
I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.
And I have no chill.
www.purplevanillaworld.com
And I have no chill.
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Another hike?! And worse: a spontaneous one?! One I hadn’t mentally prepared for?! I didn’t have snacks!
I panicked like Kendall Roy in the Succession finale.
"But we don’t have any snacks! We don’t have salami!!"
Total, “but I’m the eldest boy!” energy.
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I panicked like Kendall Roy in the Succession finale.
"But we don’t have any snacks! We don’t have salami!!"
Total, “but I’m the eldest boy!” energy.
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/10/01/w...
Will Hike For Salami
I used to think my deep devotion to salami and parmesan bowls was just a quirky personality flaw. Turns out, it was survival instinct. This piece unpacks the time I had a full meltdown over snacks …
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October 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Another hike?! And worse: a spontaneous one?! One I hadn’t mentally prepared for?! I didn’t have snacks!
I panicked like Kendall Roy in the Succession finale.
"But we don’t have any snacks! We don’t have salami!!"
Total, “but I’m the eldest boy!” energy.
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/10/01/w...
I panicked like Kendall Roy in the Succession finale.
"But we don’t have any snacks! We don’t have salami!!"
Total, “but I’m the eldest boy!” energy.
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/10/01/w...
everyone: “autistic people don’t like eye contact”
me: stares so hard i forget the meeting exists
me: stares so hard i forget the meeting exists
September 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
everyone: “autistic people don’t like eye contact”
me: stares so hard i forget the meeting exists
me: stares so hard i forget the meeting exists
You try to speak.
Only salt comes out.
The house shakes its head.
Thin staircases multiply.
Every doorway is a mouth.
...
Privacy is a rumor.
The throat chokes and sprouts lies.
You are a garden no one asked permission to plant.
You are compostable.
You are also carnivorous.
Only salt comes out.
The house shakes its head.
Thin staircases multiply.
Every doorway is a mouth.
...
Privacy is a rumor.
The throat chokes and sprouts lies.
You are a garden no one asked permission to plant.
You are compostable.
You are also carnivorous.
September 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You try to speak.
Only salt comes out.
The house shakes its head.
Thin staircases multiply.
Every doorway is a mouth.
...
Privacy is a rumor.
The throat chokes and sprouts lies.
You are a garden no one asked permission to plant.
You are compostable.
You are also carnivorous.
Only salt comes out.
The house shakes its head.
Thin staircases multiply.
Every doorway is a mouth.
...
Privacy is a rumor.
The throat chokes and sprouts lies.
You are a garden no one asked permission to plant.
You are compostable.
You are also carnivorous.
Chronic illness sucks, but so dope when she flares up just in time for a meeting I didn't want to go to. Like pop off, sis. Weaponize dat nervous system
September 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Chronic illness sucks, but so dope when she flares up just in time for a meeting I didn't want to go to. Like pop off, sis. Weaponize dat nervous system
Cookie Clicker always on because the music slaps
September 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Cookie Clicker always on because the music slaps
"I saw Cady Heron wearing FL-41s and ice packs, so I bought FL-41s and ice packs."
A lil millennial diatribe about having an invisible illness and being asked "but like, have you tried yoga?"
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A lil millennial diatribe about having an invisible illness and being asked "but like, have you tried yoga?"
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Mask The Pain Away
This is a soft rage about living in a body with chronic illness, invisible disability, and the absurd shit people say when kale and yoga don’t cure you. Inside: gaslighting (self-inflicted and othe…
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August 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"I saw Cady Heron wearing FL-41s and ice packs, so I bought FL-41s and ice packs."
A lil millennial diatribe about having an invisible illness and being asked "but like, have you tried yoga?"
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/08/17/m...
A lil millennial diatribe about having an invisible illness and being asked "but like, have you tried yoga?"
purplevanillaworld.com/2025/08/17/m...
I open Cookie Clicker at LEAST 20 times a day, yet it's never an option on my suggested apps?!? Wtf Android
August 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I open Cookie Clicker at LEAST 20 times a day, yet it's never an option on my suggested apps?!? Wtf Android
Would be cool if even one terrible person faced consequences. But hey, dreamers gonna dream.
August 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Would be cool if even one terrible person faced consequences. But hey, dreamers gonna dream.
Reposted by Purple Vanilla World
18,500 children have been killed by the Israeli military in Gaza.
Despite these war crimes, the US has provided more than $22 BILLION for the war.
Our taxpayer dollars are being used to starve children, bomb schools & gun down hungry people as they wait for aid.
Despite these war crimes, the US has provided more than $22 BILLION for the war.
Our taxpayer dollars are being used to starve children, bomb schools & gun down hungry people as they wait for aid.
August 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
18,500 children have been killed by the Israeli military in Gaza.
Despite these war crimes, the US has provided more than $22 BILLION for the war.
Our taxpayer dollars are being used to starve children, bomb schools & gun down hungry people as they wait for aid.
Despite these war crimes, the US has provided more than $22 BILLION for the war.
Our taxpayer dollars are being used to starve children, bomb schools & gun down hungry people as they wait for aid.
My Purpose is to be a truth teller & break cycles.
I outgrew the pot I was planted in. It shattered & I was thrust into unknown soil. It took years for the shock to wear off, but my roots are growing again and the soil is richer here.
I'm not "fixed," but will keep advocating & growing for us ✨
I outgrew the pot I was planted in. It shattered & I was thrust into unknown soil. It took years for the shock to wear off, but my roots are growing again and the soil is richer here.
I'm not "fixed," but will keep advocating & growing for us ✨
August 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My Purpose is to be a truth teller & break cycles.
I outgrew the pot I was planted in. It shattered & I was thrust into unknown soil. It took years for the shock to wear off, but my roots are growing again and the soil is richer here.
I'm not "fixed," but will keep advocating & growing for us ✨
I outgrew the pot I was planted in. It shattered & I was thrust into unknown soil. It took years for the shock to wear off, but my roots are growing again and the soil is richer here.
I'm not "fixed," but will keep advocating & growing for us ✨
Singing "Mask the Pain Away" in the tune of Peaches iconic '00 bop
July 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Singing "Mask the Pain Away" in the tune of Peaches iconic '00 bop
My healing is just me perfoming insight while avoiding action lol
I intellectualize my trauma, romanticize my dysfunction, and then call it ✨growth✨
That way, I can feel like I’m evolving without having to change anything
At least she's thriving in MartyrLand 🫠
Follow me for more self-care tips
I intellectualize my trauma, romanticize my dysfunction, and then call it ✨growth✨
That way, I can feel like I’m evolving without having to change anything
At least she's thriving in MartyrLand 🫠
Follow me for more self-care tips
July 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My healing is just me perfoming insight while avoiding action lol
I intellectualize my trauma, romanticize my dysfunction, and then call it ✨growth✨
That way, I can feel like I’m evolving without having to change anything
At least she's thriving in MartyrLand 🫠
Follow me for more self-care tips
I intellectualize my trauma, romanticize my dysfunction, and then call it ✨growth✨
That way, I can feel like I’m evolving without having to change anything
At least she's thriving in MartyrLand 🫠
Follow me for more self-care tips
I am
A wise being
Clouded by the human experience
I am
A spiritual being
Having the most unnatural time on this rock
A wise being
Clouded by the human experience
I am
A spiritual being
Having the most unnatural time on this rock
July 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I am
A wise being
Clouded by the human experience
I am
A spiritual being
Having the most unnatural time on this rock
A wise being
Clouded by the human experience
I am
A spiritual being
Having the most unnatural time on this rock
"Can I have you, if I never let you down?"
July 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"Can I have you, if I never let you down?"
My writing’s been pouring out of me lately, like a broken dam. Just wish my fingers could move as fast as my brain. These soulful little ramblings are piling up behind my teeth, like a little synaptic traffic jam
July 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My writing’s been pouring out of me lately, like a broken dam. Just wish my fingers could move as fast as my brain. These soulful little ramblings are piling up behind my teeth, like a little synaptic traffic jam
just a lil disabled girly who can’t be in the sun or around people for very long. a delicate vampiress hiding in her cool dark room, listening to Something Beautiful for the 1000th time.
July 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
just a lil disabled girly who can’t be in the sun or around people for very long. a delicate vampiress hiding in her cool dark room, listening to Something Beautiful for the 1000th time.
If you haven’t played Gris, what are you even doing? It’s the most beautiful, emotionally charged game I’ve ever played. It didn’t just entertain me; it rewired something. It gave me hope.
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Saved by the Switch
I used to think my obsessive energy was something to be ashamed of—until I realized it was just misplaced. This piece is about how video games gave me a safe outlet for burnout, grief, neurodiverge…
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July 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
If you haven’t played Gris, what are you even doing? It’s the most beautiful, emotionally charged game I’ve ever played. It didn’t just entertain me; it rewired something. It gave me hope.
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Semaglutide: because medically suppressing my appetite is cheaper than groceries. It's actually my most affordable meal plan.
June 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Semaglutide: because medically suppressing my appetite is cheaper than groceries. It's actually my most affordable meal plan.
Don’t worry, guys. Disaster averted. I’m now fixated on Latin Hip Hop. I was one bad day away from spiraling into an Imagine Dragons phase.
#savedbyDespacito
#savedbyDespacito
June 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Don’t worry, guys. Disaster averted. I’m now fixated on Latin Hip Hop. I was one bad day away from spiraling into an Imagine Dragons phase.
#savedbyDespacito
#savedbyDespacito
Something in me snapped this week and now I can't stop listening to 2015 Justin Bieber. Send help.
June 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Something in me snapped this week and now I can't stop listening to 2015 Justin Bieber. Send help.
PSA for all my sensory-sensitive gals: I switched from women’s panties to boxer briefs and the sensory relief is real. My comfort moving through the world (literally) has drastically improved. 10/10 recommend.
June 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
PSA for all my sensory-sensitive gals: I switched from women’s panties to boxer briefs and the sensory relief is real. My comfort moving through the world (literally) has drastically improved. 10/10 recommend.
I don't really mind being alive today. Kinda chill. Do people feel like this all the time? That's wild.
June 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I don't really mind being alive today. Kinda chill. Do people feel like this all the time? That's wild.
I almost failed AP English in HS because I didn't understand satire. Now the Onion is the only media outlet I trust. The arc is deranged but I'm proud of her.
June 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I almost failed AP English in HS because I didn't understand satire. Now the Onion is the only media outlet I trust. The arc is deranged but I'm proud of her.
The "cure" for autism is not a pill. It's an environment that stops trying to subjugate our brains and nervous systems. We don't need to be fixed. We need to be understood. We just need our habitat protected, respected, and restored.
June 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The "cure" for autism is not a pill. It's an environment that stops trying to subjugate our brains and nervous systems. We don't need to be fixed. We need to be understood. We just need our habitat protected, respected, and restored.
Neurodivergents are endemic creatures. Beautiful. Sensitive. Necessary. Endangered not by existence, but by invasive systems.
June 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Neurodivergents are endemic creatures. Beautiful. Sensitive. Necessary. Endangered not by existence, but by invasive systems.