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Chicken Nugget
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I can't believe they sent Katy Perry of all people to space. If god was real, it would have been Brittany
April 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Why is every breaking news story like

*Spongebob breaking news voice* breaking news! New reporting has come out that Man who is very clearly breaking the might in fact be breaking the law!
February 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
January 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
January 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My husband is talking about wanting a kid again. Time break out the ole’ chart
December 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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A UnitedHealthcare CEO murderer lookalike competition was held today in New York.
December 7, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Putting this here since TikTok is potentially shutting down. #vine2
December 6, 2024 at 7:22 PM
December 1, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Two for a larger stall please
December 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Feels relevant
December 1, 2024 at 3:50 PM
How I feel after multiple Thanksgiving meals yesterday
November 29, 2024 at 6:10 PM
There has to be a better way to word that.
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
November 22, 2024 at 2:51 PM
I wanna go back
November 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
@fannyomaha.bsky.social they hung this sign for you.
November 17, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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taking my hot girl nap early bc im a genius
August 5, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Charts like this keep me in a job.
August 5, 2023 at 6:06 PM