Hel M
@purplehel.bsky.social
Purple Haired, fat, geeky, queer, nb, kinky, middle-aged cat lady in DCish
Trying to survive capitalism-PurpleHel on cashapp&venmo, job leads for d4t4 4n4lytics welcome (from real ppl only)
If you follow me & I block you, you looked like a bot or a jerk.
Trying to survive capitalism-PurpleHel on cashapp&venmo, job leads for d4t4 4n4lytics welcome (from real ppl only)
If you follow me & I block you, you looked like a bot or a jerk.
Free birthday hot chocolate.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Free birthday hot chocolate.
This is the princess who would bite God if she thought she'd get chicken out of it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is the princess who would bite God if she thought she'd get chicken out of it.
I want to be clear, the worst I have ever done to this man for trying to steal my food was a one finger tap on his nose (with about the same force as required to register a touch on a phone screen) and a firm 'mine'. He just has impeccable manners.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I want to be clear, the worst I have ever done to this man for trying to steal my food was a one finger tap on his nose (with about the same force as required to register a touch on a phone screen) and a firm 'mine'. He just has impeccable manners.
Fur babies are better than aesthetic interior design.
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fur babies are better than aesthetic interior design.
.... Apparently this was the day for 'right, outside exists, let me do that.'
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
.... Apparently this was the day for 'right, outside exists, let me do that.'
Le sigh. Support will not contact you via DM, y'all, and they will not send you a sketchy ass off-site link about shit either. (there's 2 Ts in the username.)
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Le sigh. Support will not contact you via DM, y'all, and they will not send you a sketchy ass off-site link about shit either. (there's 2 Ts in the username.)
Broke lazy charcuterie to go
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Broke lazy charcuterie to go
Why is the android @support.bsky.team app saying it doesn't have permissions when the permission is set to 'ask'? Even fb messenger manages to function with camera permissions set to 'ask every time'!
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why is the android @support.bsky.team app saying it doesn't have permissions when the permission is set to 'ask'? Even fb messenger manages to function with camera permissions set to 'ask every time'!
Kiki is no longer suggesting I nap. She's insisting.
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Kiki is no longer suggesting I nap. She's insisting.
The cats are all saying it's nap time, and my body agrees, but if I nap now it'll be dawn before I get to bed.
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The cats are all saying it's nap time, and my body agrees, but if I nap now it'll be dawn before I get to bed.
....the bowl from yesterday. My heart absolutely broke. There's NEVER food still in the bowl if I left it out all night.
Except I guess the possum just didn't come by last night, cos Mr. Man just sauntered up just now!
Except I guess the possum just didn't come by last night, cos Mr. Man just sauntered up just now!
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
....the bowl from yesterday. My heart absolutely broke. There's NEVER food still in the bowl if I left it out all night.
Except I guess the possum just didn't come by last night, cos Mr. Man just sauntered up just now!
Except I guess the possum just didn't come by last night, cos Mr. Man just sauntered up just now!
"I have absolutely no interest in your pizza. I'm not even looking at it!"
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"I have absolutely no interest in your pizza. I'm not even looking at it!"
The princess continues to be mysteriously loving when there's food she wants. For absolutely no ulterior motive!
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The princess continues to be mysteriously loving when there's food she wants. For absolutely no ulterior motive!
If a cat absolutely won't come inside, that's a good option! I've got 3 TNRed cats who came in with varying degrees of reluctance, all now happy&was able to rehome several more. 1 of mine took 6 mos after being forced in (I was moving) to warm up, then in 2 weeks went from hissing to a cuddle bug.
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If a cat absolutely won't come inside, that's a good option! I've got 3 TNRed cats who came in with varying degrees of reluctance, all now happy&was able to rehome several more. 1 of mine took 6 mos after being forced in (I was moving) to warm up, then in 2 weeks went from hissing to a cuddle bug.
A month ago this beautiful lady hissed at me if I petted her. You can't hear it, but in this picture she's purring to beat the band, after spending several minutes wrapping around my feet getting petted. We're still working on 'you can get pettins in any room the human is in'.
October 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A month ago this beautiful lady hissed at me if I petted her. You can't hear it, but in this picture she's purring to beat the band, after spending several minutes wrapping around my feet getting petted. We're still working on 'you can get pettins in any room the human is in'.
A friend venmoed me and said do something nice for yourself.... My nice for myself is already prepped fruit&veg that never spoil and can just be dropped into things with a bit of extra water. (plus energy drinks) #spoonielife
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A friend venmoed me and said do something nice for yourself.... My nice for myself is already prepped fruit&veg that never spoil and can just be dropped into things with a bit of extra water. (plus energy drinks) #spoonielife
I know the odds of it happening are next to none, but I have to try. I need $1189 by 9am the 16th or my storage unit, with all my stuff and all my deceased person's stuff, will be sold at auction. I'm purplehel on venmo&cashapp, or can privately provide zelle or storage account login.
September 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I know the odds of it happening are next to none, but I have to try. I need $1189 by 9am the 16th or my storage unit, with all my stuff and all my deceased person's stuff, will be sold at auction. I'm purplehel on venmo&cashapp, or can privately provide zelle or storage account login.
