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Profiteroles are the revenueroles minus the expenseroles
December 4, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Nestled between the frontal lobe and the temporal lobe, scientists have discovered a new section of the brain that they’ve dubbed the “Lisa Lobe,” which reportedly only hears what it wants to.
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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who called it oatmeal stout and not alcohall & oats
December 19, 2023 at 5:57 PM
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A pair of daffynitions every day until I run out, number 26…

Indispose = an Irish photographer explaining how they want someone to stand

Massive = a Scottish person claiming their pasta strainer
November 22, 2024 at 10:55 AM
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Dr: And how long have you had this song stuck in your head?

Me: It's been one week
November 20, 2024 at 2:15 PM