KRUNCHTIME
@purple-krunchrat.bsky.social
D&D forever DM, Card Games Enjoyer, Butler to Two Cats, married to a beautiful gremlin
My Gramma taught me to make the meanest chili in the Great Lakes Region
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, love without fear.
LGBTQIA+, he/him 28 years old
My Gramma taught me to make the meanest chili in the Great Lakes Region
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, love without fear.
LGBTQIA+, he/him 28 years old
You know what would be funny is if Christians were right about the Rapture, but it already happened a while ago and only a few people were good enough to actually get taken, so nobody noticed and now they're all just waiting for it while the world's already destroying itself
August 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
You know what would be funny is if Christians were right about the Rapture, but it already happened a while ago and only a few people were good enough to actually get taken, so nobody noticed and now they're all just waiting for it while the world's already destroying itself
I firmly contend that the best smell in the world is butter, onions and garlic frying in a pan
August 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I firmly contend that the best smell in the world is butter, onions and garlic frying in a pan
Look buddy don't try to act all sad with me
If you want to go outside this is the price
If you want to go outside this is the price
August 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Look buddy don't try to act all sad with me
If you want to go outside this is the price
If you want to go outside this is the price
Might as well post this here too. I feel like my pen work is getting better. Too bad I'm using it for stuff like this.
August 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Might as well post this here too. I feel like my pen work is getting better. Too bad I'm using it for stuff like this.
Unmitigated horse girl aura
August 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Unmitigated horse girl aura
Well damn, I thought I was pretty well hidden
August 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Well damn, I thought I was pretty well hidden
Only fellow horse people enjoyers will understand
July 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Only fellow horse people enjoyers will understand
She's a cryptid. There's no other way to put it
a girl in a purple and white dress adjusts her ear muffs
ALT: a girl in a purple and white dress adjusts her ear muffs
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July 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
She's a cryptid. There's no other way to put it
What on earth is up with this creature
July 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
What on earth is up with this creature
I don't have to sit here and get bullied by my wife pretending to be my GPS, I won't take it anymore
July 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I don't have to sit here and get bullied by my wife pretending to be my GPS, I won't take it anymore
Followup: Average convo with my wife
July 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Followup: Average convo with my wife
Average convo with my sister
July 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Average convo with my sister
Put pomegranate seeds in your fruit salad. Trust me. It's special.
July 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Put pomegranate seeds in your fruit salad. Trust me. It's special.
Hopelessly trapped between needing to feed her extra so she starts growing to a proper size, and having to wash her butt every time she uses the litter box because she doesn't know how to squat so she just sits her dumb ass all the way down.
I love this little ratscal
I love this little ratscal
July 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Hopelessly trapped between needing to feed her extra so she starts growing to a proper size, and having to wash her butt every time she uses the litter box because she doesn't know how to squat so she just sits her dumb ass all the way down.
I love this little ratscal
I love this little ratscal
If you see this post a vampire
July 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If you see this post a vampire
Like sister like sister
(Snapper on the left, 2024. Karma on the right, 2025.)
(Snapper on the left, 2024. Karma on the right, 2025.)
July 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Like sister like sister
(Snapper on the left, 2024. Karma on the right, 2025.)
(Snapper on the left, 2024. Karma on the right, 2025.)
She's hiding angrily in her nest cuz she's mad I gave her a bath rather than allow her to continue being covered in her own poopy
July 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
She's hiding angrily in her nest cuz she's mad I gave her a bath rather than allow her to continue being covered in her own poopy
This is the THIRD bath I've had to give her today
July 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is the THIRD bath I've had to give her today
She's a 10 but she looks like the Mexican Alien mummy and she always falls asleep in the middle of dinnertime
July 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
She's a 10 but she looks like the Mexican Alien mummy and she always falls asleep in the middle of dinnertime
Actual slop baby
(I know it looks as if I'm clutching her like an eldritch blade but I'm grasping her very gently here, she's just super skinny)
(I know it looks as if I'm clutching her like an eldritch blade but I'm grasping her very gently here, she's just super skinny)
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Actual slop baby
(I know it looks as if I'm clutching her like an eldritch blade but I'm grasping her very gently here, she's just super skinny)
(I know it looks as if I'm clutching her like an eldritch blade but I'm grasping her very gently here, she's just super skinny)
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lawd split ya
Across various private New York Facebook groups viewed by CNN – such as those for residents of the Upper East Side – some users have anonymously discussed potential plans to move out of the city following Zohran Mamdani’s primary win. cnn.it/3IpkOjr
July 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lawd split ya
If you asked me a year ago what I thought I'd be doing in the summer of 2025, "helping my spouse inject water directly into the back folds of a screaming cat twice a day or else it will die" would not have been anywhere on the list
July 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you asked me a year ago what I thought I'd be doing in the summer of 2025, "helping my spouse inject water directly into the back folds of a screaming cat twice a day or else it will die" would not have been anywhere on the list
Lately I been trying to be nicer about music that might not necessarily be to my taste, but right now they're playing memories by maroon 5 over the sound system and I gotta say
This is fuckin dogshit bro
This is fuckin dogshit bro
July 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Lately I been trying to be nicer about music that might not necessarily be to my taste, but right now they're playing memories by maroon 5 over the sound system and I gotta say
This is fuckin dogshit bro
This is fuckin dogshit bro
I don't normally ask for this kind of thing but fuck it, if there's even a chance it helps I'm game: if any of y'all wanna put this kitten in your prayers or hopes or good vibes or anything, her name is Karma, she's 8 weeks old yesterday, and she needs all the good luck the universe will spare her
When we got this fuzzball she was starving and dehydrated, and we've fed her with a syringe because she wasn't weaned properly. I wasn't expecting to start sobbing like a baby when she started eating independently this morning but whatever. She got so tired eating on her own that she fell asleep.
July 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I don't normally ask for this kind of thing but fuck it, if there's even a chance it helps I'm game: if any of y'all wanna put this kitten in your prayers or hopes or good vibes or anything, her name is Karma, she's 8 weeks old yesterday, and she needs all the good luck the universe will spare her