Purk
@purk.bsky.social
Twitch streamer and things doer | twitch.tv/purkthemerc | pre-famous
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Purk
@purk.bsky.social
· Sep 8
Ball so hard i got testicular torsion
Maybe I'm just not a good poster maybe posting isn't my calling and that's okay
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Maybe I'm just not a good poster maybe posting isn't my calling and that's okay
Wow I'm so glad holiday cooking is over! Now it's time to spend four to five hours cooking various other things for myself
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Wow I'm so glad holiday cooking is over! Now it's time to spend four to five hours cooking various other things for myself
Streams starting 12/23 at whenever I'm awake and done making candy
December 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Streams starting 12/23 at whenever I'm awake and done making candy
Truly it is time to get famous and I'm not joking this go around
December 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Truly it is time to get famous and I'm not joking this go around
Fallen down the insane rabbit hole of r/mygirlfriendisai during project research and everyone has the 'I think the stripper is in love with me, they don't just want my money!' mentality
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Fallen down the insane rabbit hole of r/mygirlfriendisai during project research and everyone has the 'I think the stripper is in love with me, they don't just want my money!' mentality
There has been no stream for two weeks and partially it is because family events keep happening on stream nights and partially it is because of schoolwork and actual work but I'm also afraid of the internet now
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There has been no stream for two weeks and partially it is because family events keep happening on stream nights and partially it is because of schoolwork and actual work but I'm also afraid of the internet now
I am thinking of the woe and the despair, as one does
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am thinking of the woe and the despair, as one does
Overwhelmed by white culture (marathon running through this neighborhood I'm at)
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Overwhelmed by white culture (marathon running through this neighborhood I'm at)
Im gonna open another mr beast land but instead of it being in dubai its gonna be in Fresno which is arguably similar vibe-wise
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Im gonna open another mr beast land but instead of it being in dubai its gonna be in Fresno which is arguably similar vibe-wise
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
It's time to get famous again... streaming on Sunday for SURE in the evening and maybe announcing a lil steam card raffle??? Idk if tournaments are the right way to go for prizes atm, cause I want everyone to participate yk?? But I do wanna run some ten mans soon so stay woke gamers
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's time to get famous again... streaming on Sunday for SURE in the evening and maybe announcing a lil steam card raffle??? Idk if tournaments are the right way to go for prizes atm, cause I want everyone to participate yk?? But I do wanna run some ten mans soon so stay woke gamers
Call me scooby the way I do anything for the bag
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Call me scooby the way I do anything for the bag
Every time a man gets a boosie fade, a fairy loses its wings
January 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Every time a man gets a boosie fade, a fairy loses its wings
just realized we don’t congregate at bogs anymore
had a bog night it was awesome i think we need to return to whatever that was on a regular basis
had a bog night it was awesome i think we need to return to whatever that was on a regular basis
October 18, 2023 at 10:08 AM
just realized we don’t congregate at bogs anymore
had a bog night it was awesome i think we need to return to whatever that was on a regular basis
had a bog night it was awesome i think we need to return to whatever that was on a regular basis
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i gottta keep it real with you "cozy game" designers i don't think i have any farming or fishing left in me
October 3, 2023 at 5:23 PM
i gottta keep it real with you "cozy game" designers i don't think i have any farming or fishing left in me
men don’t say shit like ‘well I declare’ anymore and that’s probably why we have car dependent cities and bad thrift stores now
October 1, 2023 at 7:29 AM
men don’t say shit like ‘well I declare’ anymore and that’s probably why we have car dependent cities and bad thrift stores now
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you’re not horny you yearn for the mines
September 19, 2023 at 4:39 AM
you’re not horny you yearn for the mines
i’ve got the vapors i do declare i may faint!!
September 19, 2023 at 5:45 AM
i’ve got the vapors i do declare i may faint!!
*gazing upon my funko pop collection with an air of tension and slight malice before turning to face my archnemesis*
September 18, 2023 at 7:24 PM
*gazing upon my funko pop collection with an air of tension and slight malice before turning to face my archnemesis*
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explaining to some teens on this boat that 'poop deck' is not funny it comes from the Latin word 'puppis' has backfired as they are now calling me Dr. PooPiss
September 15, 2023 at 1:21 AM
explaining to some teens on this boat that 'poop deck' is not funny it comes from the Latin word 'puppis' has backfired as they are now calling me Dr. PooPiss
drip so hard i got diagnosed with incontinence
September 14, 2023 at 6:59 PM
drip so hard i got diagnosed with incontinence
i miss living with my parents and i specifically miss the toilet stool you put your feet on to poop it was so awesome i miss it so much
September 13, 2023 at 11:53 PM
i miss living with my parents and i specifically miss the toilet stool you put your feet on to poop it was so awesome i miss it so much
soft launching my boyfriend today!! over a row of cars 🫶 he is a stuntman btw he does this all the time
September 12, 2023 at 11:49 PM
soft launching my boyfriend today!! over a row of cars 🫶 he is a stuntman btw he does this all the time
i have a twisted sort of respect for men on dating apps who are balding, unwashed, friendless, and unemployed, and still choose to wake up every day and send that tinder superlike
September 12, 2023 at 6:46 PM
i have a twisted sort of respect for men on dating apps who are balding, unwashed, friendless, and unemployed, and still choose to wake up every day and send that tinder superlike