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@pureslime.bsky.social
⛧ neurotic + necrotic ⛧
October 2025 listening
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
glad to see more folks hyping The Long Walk since it's hit streaming. now more people than ever can behold the breathtaking beauty of Manitoba Hydro.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
how it feels learning the shamwow guy teamed up with some zoomer karen politician for anti-trans hate propaganda
October 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
POOP QUIZ, HOT SHIT!
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? They say... they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
October 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
testament holy shit what the fuck
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
get your skis shined up
take a sticky juicy poop
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
omg i love broccolis 😊
October 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
see this is how you know we don't live in a communist country like so many claim. if the reds were in charge, these two would be doing 5-10 in the gulag, bare minimum.
October 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Happy Considered the Effigy Dead and Forgotten Day!
October 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
jams for september 2025
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
this is what i look like . if u even care
September 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
this to the tune of cities on flame with rock and roll
September 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
k I'm getting some shit done
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"what are the humans doing?"
September 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
she is going to get you
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Glenn Beck is one of America's racist uncles
September 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
here they come to fuck my poooper
awww yeeah
September 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
hmmm...
September 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
your racist uncle is about to start talking about him like he's MLK
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
YouTube thumbnails whenever you're high af:
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
trust the fungus
September 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
how it feels to eat seeds as a pastime activity
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM