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@pureslime.bsky.social
· Sep 21
sample my slime, gayboy
does anyone know if Ludacris is still offering swimming lessons on da peaaanus?
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
does anyone know if Ludacris is still offering swimming lessons on da peaaanus?
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And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? They say... they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? They say... they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard.
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im sorry mama
i never meant to hurt you
i never meant to make you cry but to night
im pooping out a baseball
i never meant to hurt you
i never meant to make you cry but to night
im pooping out a baseball
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
im sorry mama
i never meant to hurt you
i never meant to make you cry but to night
im pooping out a baseball
i never meant to hurt you
i never meant to make you cry but to night
im pooping out a baseball
glad to see more folks hyping The Long Walk since it's hit streaming. now more people than ever can behold the breathtaking beauty of Manitoba Hydro.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
glad to see more folks hyping The Long Walk since it's hit streaming. now more people than ever can behold the breathtaking beauty of Manitoba Hydro.
charlie kirk freedom shirt but it says femdom instead
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
charlie kirk freedom shirt but it says femdom instead
it's true cooper hoffman bears a great resemblance to his late father. however, he looks considerably more like the top from heartstopper if he were put through 3 hours in the tumble dry.
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
it's true cooper hoffman bears a great resemblance to his late father. however, he looks considerably more like the top from heartstopper if he were put through 3 hours in the tumble dry.
there's one guy in one of my local fb groups who keeps posting historical photos turned into illegible garbage by ai and no one can get him to stop.
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
there's one guy in one of my local fb groups who keeps posting historical photos turned into illegible garbage by ai and no one can get him to stop.
naur, that's that's mech of godzilla
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
naur, that's that's mech of godzilla
my favourite snake, .. the bonerconstrictor
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
my favourite snake, .. the bonerconstrictor
how it feels learning the shamwow guy teamed up with some zoomer karen politician for anti-trans hate propaganda
October 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
how it feels learning the shamwow guy teamed up with some zoomer karen politician for anti-trans hate propaganda
POOP QUIZ, HOT SHIT!
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
POOP QUIZ, HOT SHIT!
And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? They say... they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? They say... they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard.
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Day 7: Seed Eater & Day 8: Smile Dog
I had to group these two up because i won't have time to draw tomorrow. 😔
#art #digitalart #creepypasta #smiledog #seedeater #fanart #creature
I had to group these two up because i won't have time to draw tomorrow. 😔
#art #digitalart #creepypasta #smiledog #seedeater #fanart #creature
October 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Day 7: Seed Eater & Day 8: Smile Dog
I had to group these two up because i won't have time to draw tomorrow. 😔
#art #digitalart #creepypasta #smiledog #seedeater #fanart #creature
I had to group these two up because i won't have time to draw tomorrow. 😔
#art #digitalart #creepypasta #smiledog #seedeater #fanart #creature
do you know what i love about mud? it's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
October 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
do you know what i love about mud? it's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
"polybius cabinet" sounds like such an ominous haunted artifact like the dybbuk box or some shit but then you learn it's actually a computer game but also the computer game is not real.
October 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"polybius cabinet" sounds like such an ominous haunted artifact like the dybbuk box or some shit but then you learn it's actually a computer game but also the computer game is not real.
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You know who else didn't actually return
Jim Caveizal will no longer return as Jesus in ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequels.
They are currently looking for someone to fill the role.
(Source: pagesix.com/2025/10/09/e...)
They are currently looking for someone to fill the role.
(Source: pagesix.com/2025/10/09/e...)
October 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You know who else didn't actually return
harold and coomer go to wiped asshole
October 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
harold and coomer go to wiped asshole
testament holy shit what the fuck
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
testament holy shit what the fuck
delma and vaphne, shred and faggy. doobie doobie scoo.
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
delma and vaphne, shred and faggy. doobie doobie scoo.
get your skis shined up
take a sticky juicy poop
take a sticky juicy poop
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
get your skis shined up
take a sticky juicy poop
take a sticky juicy poop
and you, koopa! you're a lousy leader!
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
and you, koopa! you're a lousy leader!
omg i love broccolis 😊
October 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
omg i love broccolis 😊