im so wife coded according to several trusted sources
December 7, 2024 at 4:04 PM
im so wife coded according to several trusted sources
dw about me when im not around worry when i wont stfu
December 7, 2024 at 2:31 PM
dw about me when im not around worry when i wont stfu
whenever i used to find screenshots of my tweets on instagram it felt like someone took pictures of me while im showering like NO STOP LOOK AWAY
November 27, 2024 at 8:01 PM
whenever i used to find screenshots of my tweets on instagram it felt like someone took pictures of me while im showering like NO STOP LOOK AWAY
i cant im still haunted by it
Everyone should post their most viral tweet here, just for posterity's sake
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
i cant im still haunted by it
this model on ig who my friend has a crush on looks so much like my mom and i cant let him know that
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
this model on ig who my friend has a crush on looks so much like my mom and i cant let him know that
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November 27, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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this is crazy i cant believe such love exists and its mine
November 23, 2024 at 6:34 PM
this is crazy i cant believe such love exists and its mine
my definition of something casual
November 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
my definition of something casual
i honestly dont know whats going on half of the time
November 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
i honestly dont know whats going on half of the time
bring back ironing your clothes bring back shame
November 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
bring back ironing your clothes bring back shame
turning the volume all the way up isn’t enough i need the song to spit in my mouth
November 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
turning the volume all the way up isn’t enough i need the song to spit in my mouth
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Cashier saw me struggling to scratch a gift card code & said “here let me, I don’t want you to ruin your nails” chivalry is NOT dead
November 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Cashier saw me struggling to scratch a gift card code & said “here let me, I don’t want you to ruin your nails” chivalry is NOT dead
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Remember when you lied and said “Harris is working tirelessly for a ceasefire”
You don’t deserve joy
You don’t deserve joy
November 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Remember when you lied and said “Harris is working tirelessly for a ceasefire”
You don’t deserve joy
You don’t deserve joy
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Hello can I offer some Rosie in these trying times?
November 22, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Hello can I offer some Rosie in these trying times?
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Seeing the “Be his peace” post is really so funny because this is me lmao
November 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Seeing the “Be his peace” post is really so funny because this is me lmao
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how is pluto in aquarius going for everyone so far
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
how is pluto in aquarius going for everyone so far
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Momma & Waldo
November 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Momma & Waldo
why is bro sitting like that
November 21, 2024 at 9:19 PM
why is bro sitting like that
Me doing things to annoy him on purpose: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me when he gets annoyed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me when he gets annoyed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Me doing things to annoy him on purpose: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me when he gets annoyed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me when he gets annoyed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
as a leo venus and capricorn moon a gift should either be something i can wear (preferably jewelry) or something practical i can use
Buying gifts for Capricorn Venus natives that they will actually appreciate should be considered an Olympic sport
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 PM
as a leo venus and capricorn moon a gift should either be something i can wear (preferably jewelry) or something practical i can use
i have a confession: ive been calling this app blue-ski this whole time and honestly i dont think i want to stop
November 20, 2024 at 11:17 AM
i have a confession: ive been calling this app blue-ski this whole time and honestly i dont think i want to stop