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pureferret.bsky.social
Pureferret
@pureferret.bsky.social
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I'm a software dev from the UK, two cats, married, and a child of the 90s.
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I'd absolutely love your take on a Spider-Man
A comic book page where Spider-Man buffs that he can summon spiders
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Poster for The Titfield Thunderbolt
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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@hankgreen.bsky.social you say UFOs caught on tape are always fake, and your default position is "I don't know" well... Explain this!
Two post it notes, the lower one says "UFO, caught on tape" written in Sharpie pen and the upper one is a fine liner drawing of a UFO, stuck to a bit of sticky tape in the corner of a doorway or bookshelf
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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A simplistic picture of a tired, beat up and dirty looking cartoon cat. The image is captioned without any capitalisation and minimal punctuation. The top line says: "Yes, I'm addicted. Is that what you want to hear?“ The bottom line says: "Please give her back. I'm a wifeyholic. I'm have withdrawal."
October 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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This, but about food...
Photography of a brass/bronze statue of Bruce Lee, overlooking a harbour, and a quote form someone who knew him, in the world's tiniest font: Bruce had me up to three miles a day, really at a good pace. We'd run the three miles in twenty-one or twenty-two minutes. Just under eight minutes a mile. So this morning he said to me "We're going to go five." I said, "Bruce, I can't go five. I'm a helluva lot older than you are and I can't do five." He said, "When we get to three, we'll shift gears and it's only two more and you'll do it." I said "Okay, hell, I'll go for it." So we get to three, we go into the fourth mile and I'm okay for three or four minutes, and then I really begin to give out. I'm tired, my heart's pounding, I can't go on any more and so I say to him, "Bruce if I run any more," --and we're still running--"if I run any more I'm liable to have a heart attack and die." He said, "Then die." It made me so mad that I went the full five miles. Afterward I went to the shower and then I wanted to talk to him about it. I said, you know, "Why did you say that?" He said, "Because you might as well be dead. Seriously, if you always put limits on what you can do, physical or anything else, it'll spread over into the rest of your life. It'll spread into your work, into your morality, into your entire being. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level."
September 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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My SFW D&D character fits best with the spooky theme (dwarven warlock)
Fat female dwarven warlock, sat on a train Fat female dwarven warlock, portrait Fat female dwarven warlock, six sketches in various poses Fat female dwarven warlock
September 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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I normally put a YouTube video on if I want to focus, so this has taken a while to build up...
A focus friend screenshot with a bare room and only 18 socks.
September 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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That's nothing special though
21 Dec, 2010 Indie Brain Pack 29 Nov, 2010 STAR WARS™™ Knights of the Old Republic™™™ and Monkey Island 2 Special Edition: LeChuck's Revenge 6 Oct, 2010 Left 4 Dead Bundle 19 May, 2010 Steam Play Indie Pack 11 Apr, 2010 Audiosurf Plain Sight
August 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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I watched an episode of QI recently that was highly relevant, Season R, Ep 11. The late Benjamin Zephaniah sharing some wisdom on oral traditions, and how they keep stories current.
August 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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She can nom on Rufus, my Axolotl-Whaleshark Sona.
Axolotl whale shark Sona, with a surfboard and Hawaiian shirt. The same character but without he short or surfboard
August 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Can I be real, for a minute
A small hermit crab, but teeny tiny antenna, chunk claws and legs, and big bulging eyes on stalks. Its body is squeezed into the very top of a brown broken glass bottle with the red metal cap still on.
July 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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As requested.

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.
Photo of a small fish tank, with various fish. It is cropped so you cannot see the edges of the tank
July 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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It's either that or ant based programming.
A sticker resembling Intel Processor stickers. Except this is a parody for the Hex computer from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, where the Hex computer is (partially) controlled by ants. Instead of saying "intel inside" it says "Anthill Inside". At the bottom it says "Pratchett Processors"
June 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Is this constructive enough?
The same chart as GindaGoat's but with everyone labelled as needing to be 'fatter'
June 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Hey @pinksfat.bsky.social thanks for drawing these two silly goobers. You nailed their expressions so well!
Gabrielle the Badger lady is sat, spilling over her sun lounger on the beach. Her soft belly is large enough to spread over her legs up to her knees. Her modest chest is obscured by her belly from this angle. She has snacks in a box, she's holding a large soda cup and is waving to you invitingly. She's wearing a strawberry themed bikini top and her swimming bottoms cover her belly over her butt and around her belly. Penelope the Pomeranian lady sits on her sun lounger, spilling over the side. She is waving but looks grumpy as all hell, like she resents anyone sharing the beach with her. Her snack box has weight gain shakes and a cream soda bottle, and she's eating a slice of pizza from somewhere. Her revealing bikini has cowprint, and it barely covers her large chest and butt, showing off her thighs. Her modest belly hides most of the front of her bikini bottoms.
June 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Giant emoji face with eyes scrunched tight and a woozy mouth showing it's drunk with pleasure
May 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I want 5 of them please
Drunk with excitement/arousal emoji
May 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Such and absolute fucking mood 🥵 you're extremely relatable, I hope you know that...
The "train hitting a bus" meme. The top panel shows the bus crossing train tracks with the caption "watching something innocent". The bottom panel shows the train having hit the bus and pushed it out of the way, and is captioned "my niche kink that nobody else recognises".
May 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Two Pop Eyes stores, one with white smoke and the store signage saying pope yes, and one with black smoke where the signage that says pope no
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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How you all sound to me...
A Rime Knife meme templated from The Good Place. Instead of it reading "Yeah, Yeah the time knife, we've all seen it." It replaces "Time Knife" with "Cannibalism Tank Dream"
May 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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@hankgreen.bsky.social why do I feel like these are an experiment by Hank?
A screenshot of three of Hanks posts asking quirky unrelated questions
April 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Fred from scooby doo unmasking a villain named Mira Grant only to reveal that it's a pseudonym for Seanan McGuire
April 19, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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I'm excited to read the book! (But the tbr pile grows 😳)
Three pane meme from the Simpsons episode where Bart gets a catch phrase, and keeps being asked to say his catchphrase. This version reads: Bart's class: Say the line, reader! Bart, looking despondent: I'll add the book to my to be ready pile Bart's class: [Cheering]
April 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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An emoji face that says " this has completely messed me up in a good way"
April 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Penelope, Harper, Jenny and Melissa in that order. More images on request 😜
A fat angry Anthro Pomeranian woman, a very skinny ferret gal looking at an even fatter taller anthro badger lady A donkey woman staring at a porcupine lady with neon hair and enormous boobs. The meme caption says "feeling alright girl? Boobs? Want to touch boobs?"
April 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM