miranda
@puppybucket.bsky.social
She/they 👾
salty lil paramedic 😘🚑🚁 gonna bite u 💜 elder emo :3 🏳️⚧️
salty lil paramedic 😘🚑🚁 gonna bite u 💜 elder emo :3 🏳️⚧️
His last clean vocalist was a great fit. The dancey poppy twist on things was really solid. Now he has his wife on vox?? Idk, she just doesn't have the same energy as the other guys he's had on vocals in the past. Meh
March 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
His last clean vocalist was a great fit. The dancey poppy twist on things was really solid. Now he has his wife on vox?? Idk, she just doesn't have the same energy as the other guys he's had on vocals in the past. Meh
So like, I've been a fan of The Bunny The Bear for ages but I gotta say... Every time he has a decent lineup/sound and I start coming around to the new stuff he changes everything for the worse!
March 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So like, I've been a fan of The Bunny The Bear for ages but I gotta say... Every time he has a decent lineup/sound and I start coming around to the new stuff he changes everything for the worse!
I'm not out at my current job but my one coworker calls me doll all the time. One time she called someone else doll then apologized for it. It was just funny to think about the double meaning when I said, "I promise you that I'm the only doll you know" 🤭🏳️⚧️
February 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm not out at my current job but my one coworker calls me doll all the time. One time she called someone else doll then apologized for it. It was just funny to think about the double meaning when I said, "I promise you that I'm the only doll you know" 🤭🏳️⚧️
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I remember this particular quote got me through a lot of my early transition:
"I can't go back can I?"
"No, but if you could, would you?"
"I can't go back can I?"
"No, but if you could, would you?"
February 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I remember this particular quote got me through a lot of my early transition:
"I can't go back can I?"
"No, but if you could, would you?"
"I can't go back can I?"
"No, but if you could, would you?"
Me, used to being bullied by coffee people in Ohio: "Excuse me, I forgot to ask for oat milk when I ordered. Can I have that in my drink instead?"
New Mexican barista: "I GOT YOU, FRIEND!"
I have to get coffee here every day now
New Mexican barista: "I GOT YOU, FRIEND!"
I have to get coffee here every day now
February 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Me, used to being bullied by coffee people in Ohio: "Excuse me, I forgot to ask for oat milk when I ordered. Can I have that in my drink instead?"
New Mexican barista: "I GOT YOU, FRIEND!"
I have to get coffee here every day now
New Mexican barista: "I GOT YOU, FRIEND!"
I have to get coffee here every day now
I'm just living my best little queer life in New Mexico! I love it here! 🥰💕
February 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm just living my best little queer life in New Mexico! I love it here! 🥰💕
Ya girl has far too much on her plate 😑
February 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ya girl has far too much on her plate 😑
God damn it I can't stop door dashing with the rationalization that it's the end of the world
February 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
God damn it I can't stop door dashing with the rationalization that it's the end of the world
New fun activity: roasting transphobes in TikTok comments. Just told a fat white kid he looks like Bobby Hill lmao
February 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
New fun activity: roasting transphobes in TikTok comments. Just told a fat white kid he looks like Bobby Hill lmao
Announcing I'm moving away has been the most hilarious thing tbh. Alllll the little fake friends come out the wood work like... MIRanda WE NEed to HanG ouT! omG i'LL cOMe visIt YOUuuuu!
Bitch, you didn't visit me when I was local!
Bitch, you didn't visit me when I was local!
February 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Announcing I'm moving away has been the most hilarious thing tbh. Alllll the little fake friends come out the wood work like... MIRanda WE NEed to HanG ouT! omG i'LL cOMe visIt YOUuuuu!
Bitch, you didn't visit me when I was local!
Bitch, you didn't visit me when I was local!
Gonna start my intro speech for my public speaking class with: Hi, Miranda, she/they, paramedic, my tummy hurts but I'm being really brave about it.
February 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gonna start my intro speech for my public speaking class with: Hi, Miranda, she/they, paramedic, my tummy hurts but I'm being really brave about it.
I'm so sick of hearing about God damn eggs. Like, I've been vegan for 3 years. Haven't thought about eggs. Haven't paid much attention to animal products at all. Now it's all EGG! All the time EGG! EGG EGG EGG! Fuck y'all and fuck your eggs! Leave me be with my little tofu and hummus!
February 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm so sick of hearing about God damn eggs. Like, I've been vegan for 3 years. Haven't thought about eggs. Haven't paid much attention to animal products at all. Now it's all EGG! All the time EGG! EGG EGG EGG! Fuck y'all and fuck your eggs! Leave me be with my little tofu and hummus!
My coworkers are all over 50 today. They haven't stopped talking since this morning. Latest topic: best restaurants in the area. I'm about to go play in traffic
January 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My coworkers are all over 50 today. They haven't stopped talking since this morning. Latest topic: best restaurants in the area. I'm about to go play in traffic
I GOT THE JOB! IM GONNA BE A FLIGHT MEDIC OUT WEST!!! THE TIME IS NOW! AAAAA! 🤗💕😋
January 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I GOT THE JOB! IM GONNA BE A FLIGHT MEDIC OUT WEST!!! THE TIME IS NOW! AAAAA! 🤗💕😋
Ughhhhhh Idk how I feel about my interview for the flight job out west... The scenario they had me do was definitely not my forte 😖 again, in lieu of thoughts and prayers, Satanic rituals are appreciated 💜
January 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ughhhhhh Idk how I feel about my interview for the flight job out west... The scenario they had me do was definitely not my forte 😖 again, in lieu of thoughts and prayers, Satanic rituals are appreciated 💜
Welp. Got my name change dox submitted but the birth certificate people said I needed different forms than what I gave them 🙃 how bout I just whip a tit out and y'all can see yourself?
January 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Welp. Got my name change dox submitted but the birth certificate people said I needed different forms than what I gave them 🙃 how bout I just whip a tit out and y'all can see yourself?
Ugh, I can't deal when I have to cosplay as some kind of philosopher for college. I'm a scientist, I CRAVE objectivity!
January 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ugh, I can't deal when I have to cosplay as some kind of philosopher for college. I'm a scientist, I CRAVE objectivity!
I wonder if it would be harmful to put food coloring in my humidifier 🤔
January 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I wonder if it would be harmful to put food coloring in my humidifier 🤔
Skeleton Crew was such a cute little show! It reminded me of a feel good, 80s coming of age movie set in the galaxy far, far away 💕 also ya girl is a sucker for that B-wing! 😤
January 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Skeleton Crew was such a cute little show! It reminded me of a feel good, 80s coming of age movie set in the galaxy far, far away 💕 also ya girl is a sucker for that B-wing! 😤
Anyone else get a surprise random package from their transphobic, conservative parents today and in a SOUR ASS MOOD now or just Miranda???
January 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Anyone else get a surprise random package from their transphobic, conservative parents today and in a SOUR ASS MOOD now or just Miranda???
Left a message on the call off line so I can take a mental health day from work. I guaran-damn-tee that my coworkers are gonna be blowing up my phone at 0700 when I'm missing cause NO ONE COMMUNICATES THERE! 😑😑😑
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Left a message on the call off line so I can take a mental health day from work. I guaran-damn-tee that my coworkers are gonna be blowing up my phone at 0700 when I'm missing cause NO ONE COMMUNICATES THERE! 😑😑😑
Damn bro, I'm really gonna be Miranda when I turn this stack of papers in lmao
January 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Damn bro, I'm really gonna be Miranda when I turn this stack of papers in lmao
Update: I've decided to stay home and make my own bread, cashew butter and oat milk and watch Star Wars Skeleton Crew
January 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Update: I've decided to stay home and make my own bread, cashew butter and oat milk and watch Star Wars Skeleton Crew
About to venture out across the ice planet of Hoth to acquire groceries. Hopefully I don't run into any wampa ice creatures.
January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
About to venture out across the ice planet of Hoth to acquire groceries. Hopefully I don't run into any wampa ice creatures.
Uninstall social media. Install Nintendo GameCube emulator.
January 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Uninstall social media. Install Nintendo GameCube emulator.