The Dangerous Midfielder
@pupenschauer.bsky.social
Former footballer. Guitar player. Baltimore.
Whenever I’m down, I think of my best girl Rita. Then I feel a little better. Seriously, if you like old Hollywood stuff, watch Gilda. Hell, watch it anyway.
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Whenever I’m down, I think of my best girl Rita. Then I feel a little better. Seriously, if you like old Hollywood stuff, watch Gilda. Hell, watch it anyway.
So is Lethal Weapon
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
So is Lethal Weapon
Also laundromats. In Baltimore, anyway..
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Also laundromats. In Baltimore, anyway..
Book recommendation
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Book recommendation
Orioles fans hate everyone tight now.
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Orioles fans hate everyone tight now.
ATTENTION DISNEY PLUS: I HAVE CANCELLED YOU. I’M NOT COMING TO ANY OF YOUR PARKS, EITHER!
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ATTENTION DISNEY PLUS: I HAVE CANCELLED YOU. I’M NOT COMING TO ANY OF YOUR PARKS, EITHER!
This is all…
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is all…
Agent Johnson and Agent Johnson are on the case.
September 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Agent Johnson and Agent Johnson are on the case.
Ok, people who will never see this, this in Beaufort, NC on New Year’s Eve.
August 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ok, people who will never see this, this in Beaufort, NC on New Year’s Eve.
Are you looking at me?
August 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Are you looking at me?
All us hoodlum tourists checking out the monuments while beating the piss out of 19 year old punk-asses.
August 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
All us hoodlum tourists checking out the monuments while beating the piss out of 19 year old punk-asses.
My favorite protest sign..
July 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My favorite protest sign..
British Columbia is nice, I hear😁
June 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
British Columbia is nice, I hear😁
Just like Saigon, eh Slick?
June 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just like Saigon, eh Slick?
Is appropriate for Ocean City, MD, hon? 😁
June 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is appropriate for Ocean City, MD, hon? 😁
Can’t pin it down to one. These are the Blue Ridge Mountains in NC. This is Chestoa View (some call it “Leap” 😉) off the BR Parkway.
April 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Can’t pin it down to one. These are the Blue Ridge Mountains in NC. This is Chestoa View (some call it “Leap” 😉) off the BR Parkway.