The Dangerous Midfielder
@pupenschauer.bsky.social
Former footballer. Guitar player. Baltimore.
Pinned
Sometimes I just want to punch myself.
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sometimes I just want to punch myself.
Whenever I’m down, I think of my best girl Rita. Then I feel a little better. Seriously, if you like old Hollywood stuff, watch Gilda. Hell, watch it anyway.
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Whenever I’m down, I think of my best girl Rita. Then I feel a little better. Seriously, if you like old Hollywood stuff, watch Gilda. Hell, watch it anyway.
I have Reverse Dunning Kruger. I’ve gone through life for 50 plus years assuming I don’t know shit. And I’ve mostly been correct.
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I have Reverse Dunning Kruger. I’ve gone through life for 50 plus years assuming I don’t know shit. And I’ve mostly been correct.
I FINISHED A FRIDAY NYT CROSSWORD PUZZLE!!!
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I FINISHED A FRIDAY NYT CROSSWORD PUZZLE!!!
Socializing is so exhausting. I like to do shit alone. I’m also in my 50s and I don’t give a fuck anymore. 😁
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Socializing is so exhausting. I like to do shit alone. I’m also in my 50s and I don’t give a fuck anymore. 😁
Also, people: My mother was officially diagnosed with Alzheimer’s a couple weeks ago. She has been declining for a few years. It’s sad. She was brilliant before this; a journalist and mother of four. She’s dependent on others for everything now. So hard to see. That is all. #Alzheimer’s
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Also, people: My mother was officially diagnosed with Alzheimer’s a couple weeks ago. She has been declining for a few years. It’s sad. She was brilliant before this; a journalist and mother of four. She’s dependent on others for everything now. So hard to see. That is all. #Alzheimer’s
Hello again Bluesky void. Listening to a song this morning, by Bluerinners. A line ends with “you’d need a ladder just to take a fall.” Instant tears. It hit me like a haymaker because I’ve been there.
Thanks.
Thanks.
October 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hello again Bluesky void. Listening to a song this morning, by Bluerinners. A line ends with “you’d need a ladder just to take a fall.” Instant tears. It hit me like a haymaker because I’ve been there.
Thanks.
Thanks.
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How humiliating for the United States military
This is the cringiest MF on the planet. He’s actually saying this to our most senior military officers from around the world.
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
How humiliating for the United States military
I think it’s possible we’re living inside the Matrix now. Or maybe we all died and have gone to hell. A friend I knew in high school was certain we were already in hell and that was in 1988.
September 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think it’s possible we’re living inside the Matrix now. Or maybe we all died and have gone to hell. A friend I knew in high school was certain we were already in hell and that was in 1988.
ATTENTION DISNEY PLUS: I HAVE CANCELLED YOU. I’M NOT COMING TO ANY OF YOUR PARKS, EITHER!
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ATTENTION DISNEY PLUS: I HAVE CANCELLED YOU. I’M NOT COMING TO ANY OF YOUR PARKS, EITHER!
This is all…
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is all…
To nobody: I stupidly watched the Charlie Kirk video. It’s horrific. I’m no fan, but he didn’t deserve this.
September 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
To nobody: I stupidly watched the Charlie Kirk video. It’s horrific. I’m no fan, but he didn’t deserve this.
Another one:
Xavier is pronounced “Zavier,” NOT “Ex-zavier!”
Thanks again.
Xavier is pronounced “Zavier,” NOT “Ex-zavier!”
Thanks again.
September 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Another one:
Xavier is pronounced “Zavier,” NOT “Ex-zavier!”
Thanks again.
Xavier is pronounced “Zavier,” NOT “Ex-zavier!”
Thanks again.
It’s ET cetera, NOT EX cetera!!!
Thanks for your attention to this matter!
JFC
Thanks for your attention to this matter!
JFC
September 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s ET cetera, NOT EX cetera!!!
Thanks for your attention to this matter!
JFC
Thanks for your attention to this matter!
JFC
Piss on all the horseshit. I’m going to watch my daughter play soccer.
August 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Piss on all the horseshit. I’m going to watch my daughter play soccer.
Ok, people who will never see this, this in Beaufort, NC on New Year’s Eve.
August 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ok, people who will never see this, this in Beaufort, NC on New Year’s Eve.
ATTENTION RACISTS: DO NOT ASSUME I’M RACIST JUST BECAUSE I’M WHITE. THANK YOU. ASSHOLES.
August 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ATTENTION RACISTS: DO NOT ASSUME I’M RACIST JUST BECAUSE I’M WHITE. THANK YOU. ASSHOLES.
Are you looking at me?
August 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Are you looking at me?
Another random thought: why the hell do my new dishwasher and dehumidifier have Wi-Fi capabilities?
August 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Another random thought: why the hell do my new dishwasher and dehumidifier have Wi-Fi capabilities?
Random thought. Why didn’t the Klitschko brothers ever go to the body? They probably would have knocked guys out faster..
August 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Random thought. Why didn’t the Klitschko brothers ever go to the body? They probably would have knocked guys out faster..
Why do so many people assume we want hear their phone conversations? I swear this happens more than used to.
July 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Why do so many people assume we want hear their phone conversations? I swear this happens more than used to.
I DO NOT FEEL LIKE WORKING TODAY! That is all.
July 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I DO NOT FEEL LIKE WORKING TODAY! That is all.
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HUGE NEW LEAK: By July 1, Marco Rubio & Trump will secretly eliminate ENTIRE State Dept bureaus for women’s rights, public diplomacy, and humanitarian coordination... and cut 3,400 jobs.
They want to keep this quiet until it's too late to stop them…
Pass. It. On. 😎✨
They want to keep this quiet until it's too late to stop them…
Pass. It. On. 😎✨
June 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
HUGE NEW LEAK: By July 1, Marco Rubio & Trump will secretly eliminate ENTIRE State Dept bureaus for women’s rights, public diplomacy, and humanitarian coordination... and cut 3,400 jobs.
They want to keep this quiet until it's too late to stop them…
Pass. It. On. 😎✨
They want to keep this quiet until it's too late to stop them…
Pass. It. On. 😎✨