It's Always Punny in Philadelphia
@punnyinphilly.bsky.social
Philly's first, best, and only pun competition. Come do wordplay battle for groans and glory!
one of our contestants has two extra tickets to saturday's 4PM show at helium. drop me a line if you're down for some pun, #philly!
these are ~ * free * ~ tickets
these are ~ * free * ~ tickets
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
one of our contestants has two extra tickets to saturday's 4PM show at helium. drop me a line if you're down for some pun, #philly!
these are ~ * free * ~ tickets
these are ~ * free * ~ tickets
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Only the most deadicated punsters will survive.
Has been a minute, #philly, but we have something for ya... don't miss our spookiest pun-off yet.
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/314520
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/314520
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Only the most deadicated punsters will survive.
Has been a minute, #philly, but we have something for ya... don't miss our spookiest pun-off yet.
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/314520
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/314520
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Has been a minute, #philly, but we have something for ya... don't miss our spookiest pun-off yet.
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/314520
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/314520
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
just over a week out, #philly! grab your tix before they sell out... because at this rate, they will.
got some real wacky round aheads this time...
cc@farfarraway.bsky.social
got some real wacky round aheads this time...
cc@farfarraway.bsky.social
hey #philly! tired of all this bleak?
well we have bad news for you, then: SOUTH STREET PUN OFF is back at tmoms at the end of the month. muster your team, gather your tolerance for groaners, and come play.
www.eventbrite.com/e/south-stre...
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
well we have bad news for you, then: SOUTH STREET PUN OFF is back at tmoms at the end of the month. muster your team, gather your tolerance for groaners, and come play.
www.eventbrite.com/e/south-stre...
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
July 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
just over a week out, #philly! grab your tix before they sell out... because at this rate, they will.
got some real wacky round aheads this time...
cc@farfarraway.bsky.social
got some real wacky round aheads this time...
cc@farfarraway.bsky.social
hey #philly! tired of all this bleak?
well we have bad news for you, then: SOUTH STREET PUN OFF is back at tmoms at the end of the month. muster your team, gather your tolerance for groaners, and come play.
www.eventbrite.com/e/south-stre...
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
well we have bad news for you, then: SOUTH STREET PUN OFF is back at tmoms at the end of the month. muster your team, gather your tolerance for groaners, and come play.
www.eventbrite.com/e/south-stre...
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
July 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
hey #philly! tired of all this bleak?
well we have bad news for you, then: SOUTH STREET PUN OFF is back at tmoms at the end of the month. muster your team, gather your tolerance for groaners, and come play.
www.eventbrite.com/e/south-stre...
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
well we have bad news for you, then: SOUTH STREET PUN OFF is back at tmoms at the end of the month. muster your team, gather your tolerance for groaners, and come play.
www.eventbrite.com/e/south-stre...
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
serious stuff: *happening, everywhere*
me, cackling maniacally:
(you can take this idea for free @philorch.bsky.social)
me, cackling maniacally:
(you can take this idea for free @philorch.bsky.social)
May 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
serious stuff: *happening, everywhere*
me, cackling maniacally:
(you can take this idea for free @philorch.bsky.social)
me, cackling maniacally:
(you can take this idea for free @philorch.bsky.social)
... you folks hear about the scent named after the hindenburg disaster?
they're calling it eau de humanity.
they're calling it eau de humanity.
May 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
... you folks hear about the scent named after the hindenburg disaster?
they're calling it eau de humanity.
they're calling it eau de humanity.
🎶 summer summer summer time, time to sit back and u̶n̶w̶i̶n̶d̶ ENGAGE IN WORDPLAY SHENANIGANS 🎶
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
🎶 summer summer summer time, time to sit back and u̶n̶w̶i̶n̶d̶ ENGAGE IN WORDPLAY SHENANIGANS 🎶
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
cc @farfarraway.bsky.social
hey #philly, got a summer punny event schedule for you early next week! get on our mailing list and hear first:
www.alwayspunnyinphilly.com/mailinglist
#sunsoutpunsout #dadjokes #wordplay
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#sunsoutpunsout #dadjokes #wordplay
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May 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
hey #philly, got a summer punny event schedule for you early next week! get on our mailing list and hear first:
www.alwayspunnyinphilly.com/mailinglist
#sunsoutpunsout #dadjokes #wordplay
www.alwayspunnyinphilly.com/mailinglist
#sunsoutpunsout #dadjokes #wordplay
[more pun events loading]
April 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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we _completely_ missed this before the show! enjoy (or cringe) at our best, worst dad jokes, #philly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iJ...
ps thanks @heliumcomedystudio.bsky.social
#puns #dadjokes #wordplay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iJ...
ps thanks @heliumcomedystudio.bsky.social
#puns #dadjokes #wordplay
Who Has The Best DAD JOKES? with Always Punny in Philadelphia
YouTube video by Helium Comedy Studios
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April 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
we _completely_ missed this before the show! enjoy (or cringe) at our best, worst dad jokes, #philly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iJ...
ps thanks @heliumcomedystudio.bsky.social
#puns #dadjokes #wordplay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iJ...
ps thanks @heliumcomedystudio.bsky.social
#puns #dadjokes #wordplay
The competition at It's Always Punny #7 was fierce, but one contender was the clear champ. Thanks for judging @farfarraway.bsky.social!
Groany Greek mythology puns in #philly? Sparta the plan.
Groany Greek mythology puns in #philly? Sparta the plan.
Emma Miller - Greek Mythology - Champion Routine [IAPIP #7]
YouTube video by It's Always Punny in Philadelphia
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April 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The competition at It's Always Punny #7 was fierce, but one contender was the clear champ. Thanks for judging @farfarraway.bsky.social!
Groany Greek mythology puns in #philly? Sparta the plan.
Groany Greek mythology puns in #philly? Sparta the plan.
i for one am EXCITED for tomorrow, #philly. it's your last day to get tickets here:
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723
March 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i for one am EXCITED for tomorrow, #philly. it's your last day to get tickets here:
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723
philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723
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but not stirred.
Bond fans shaken over $1bn Amazon franchise takeover
Bond fans shaken over $1bn Amazon franchise takeover
Megafans fear tech company’s deal could mean an end to the films’ unique characteristics
The announcement that Amazon paid more than $1bn for creative control of the James Bond franchise has sent shock waves across the film world, with fans fearing it…
www.theguardian.com
February 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
but not stirred.
thousands of years from now, for reasons they can't possibly understand, people in the place that is now #philly will greet each other by saying "g'bir".
February 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
thousands of years from now, for reasons they can't possibly understand, people in the place that is now #philly will greet each other by saying "g'bir".
one rap beef
two rap beeves
two rap beeves
February 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
one rap beef
two rap beeves
two rap beeves
February 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
YOU LOSE.
PEACE BE UPON YOU, SIR!
PEACE BE UPON YOU, SIR!
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
YOU LOSE.
PEACE BE UPON YOU, SIR!
PEACE BE UPON YOU, SIR!
the existence of rachel sennott implies the existence of a lower, rachel house of representatives
February 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
the existence of rachel sennott implies the existence of a lower, rachel house of representatives
hello #philly. come see the city's first, best, and only pun-off in march!
tickets: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723
tickets: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723
February 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
hello #philly. come see the city's first, best, and only pun-off in march!
tickets: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723
tickets: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/290723
GO BIRDS
but also
GO WORDS
but also
GO WORDS
January 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
GO BIRDS
but also
GO WORDS
but also
GO WORDS