Ramona Van Halen, Esq.
@punkrockprosecco.bsky.social
#LawTwitter. Still a little bit litigious. 1A, horror, caffeine, and thrash metal enthusiast. Collector of pretty knives, useful things, and fancy pens. Owner of tattoos, Slayer t-shirts, ADHD, and summary judgment.Consort of @julieniesen #lawsky #MetalSky
It tolls for titty
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It tolls for titty
Please keep me abreast of the situation
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Please keep me abreast of the situation
That’s teamwork, right there
October 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
That’s teamwork, right there
Interesting topic, and I’m told it will break my brain AND explode my heart, which sounds exciting!
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Interesting topic, and I’m told it will break my brain AND explode my heart, which sounds exciting!
Ben Stein is one of those shows I intellectually remember existing, but have zero actual memory of.
September 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ben Stein is one of those shows I intellectually remember existing, but have zero actual memory of.
lol Jesus Christ
September 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
lol Jesus Christ
It really is
September 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It really is
I’ve not seen it in quite some time.
September 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve not seen it in quite some time.
I mean, he’s really good breaking in and out of Nazi places and killing a lot of Nazis
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I mean, he’s really good breaking in and out of Nazi places and killing a lot of Nazis
Trump’s Reichstag Fire
September 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Trump’s Reichstag Fire
Jesus Christ it’s been 20 years?
August 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Jesus Christ it’s been 20 years?
This is how you do it.
August 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
This is how you do it.
Hold on, we DONT want a genuine dispute of material fact on this one, right?
August 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hold on, we DONT want a genuine dispute of material fact on this one, right?
You can still get the 5-year journal on Amazon :)
August 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
You can still get the 5-year journal on Amazon :)
I had the presence of mind to order the 5 year planner. Which I’ll never use, but still
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I had the presence of mind to order the 5 year planner. Which I’ll never use, but still
Like a silica packet
August 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Like a silica packet
Nor is she a super duper mega flight risk, or anything like that
August 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Nor is she a super duper mega flight risk, or anything like that
This is why Trump wants a stooge in charge of the DC Bar.
July 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is why Trump wants a stooge in charge of the DC Bar.
No, not after converting to Euros, I forgot about that
July 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
No, not after converting to Euros, I forgot about that
Being the ambassador is basically like being president, so surely people can open doors for him. Hard to give up the unlimited laser printing privileges, though
July 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Being the ambassador is basically like being president, so surely people can open doors for him. Hard to give up the unlimited laser printing privileges, though