Ramona Van Halen, Esq.
@punkrockprosecco.bsky.social
#LawTwitter. Still a little bit litigious. 1A, horror, caffeine, and thrash metal enthusiast. Collector of pretty knives, useful things, and fancy pens. Owner of tattoos, Slayer t-shirts, ADHD, and summary judgment.Consort of @julieniesen #lawsky #MetalSky
People are upset about the most metal t-shirt I’ve ever seen
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
People are upset about the most metal t-shirt I’ve ever seen
Being the most impactful group of the last 40 years helps. Buzz also also has his shit together as a business person. They’re also heavy as fuck tonight
May 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Being the most impactful group of the last 40 years helps. Buzz also also has his shit together as a business person. They’re also heavy as fuck tonight
Tell me a better date in movie history
May 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Tell me a better date in movie history
The world ended this week when the four legged love of my life was taken from me at the age of *six*. She was diagnosed with stage four lymphoma on Feb.17. At about 12:45 am on March 12, Ramona stopped snoring and that was it. She was with me and her sister on the couch.
March 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The world ended this week when the four legged love of my life was taken from me at the age of *six*. She was diagnosed with stage four lymphoma on Feb.17. At about 12:45 am on March 12, Ramona stopped snoring and that was it. She was with me and her sister on the couch.
Dear Big Law Fucks,
Stay mad about getting your ass handed to you on summary judgment, and explaining to Your Very Large Client, *how* you lost, and to whom. See attached.
Stay mad about getting your ass handed to you on summary judgment, and explaining to Your Very Large Client, *how* you lost, and to whom. See attached.
March 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dear Big Law Fucks,
Stay mad about getting your ass handed to you on summary judgment, and explaining to Your Very Large Client, *how* you lost, and to whom. See attached.
Stay mad about getting your ass handed to you on summary judgment, and explaining to Your Very Large Client, *how* you lost, and to whom. See attached.
I’m gonna say it because we’re all thinking it: Elon wasn’t bullied enough as a kid.
February 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’m gonna say it because we’re all thinking it: Elon wasn’t bullied enough as a kid.
No.15
The other only super group that mattered. Fun facts: the first pressing was cassette only, as was the cover only ever sized for cassettes. CDs and LPs weren’t pressed from the original master. While the cassette never sounded great, it sounds like RZA meant for it to sound.
The other only super group that mattered. Fun facts: the first pressing was cassette only, as was the cover only ever sized for cassettes. CDs and LPs weren’t pressed from the original master. While the cassette never sounded great, it sounds like RZA meant for it to sound.
February 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
No.15
The other only super group that mattered. Fun facts: the first pressing was cassette only, as was the cover only ever sized for cassettes. CDs and LPs weren’t pressed from the original master. While the cassette never sounded great, it sounds like RZA meant for it to sound.
The other only super group that mattered. Fun facts: the first pressing was cassette only, as was the cover only ever sized for cassettes. CDs and LPs weren’t pressed from the original master. While the cassette never sounded great, it sounds like RZA meant for it to sound.
No.16
Nothing against Sammy, but
Nothing against Sammy, but
January 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
No.16
Nothing against Sammy, but
Nothing against Sammy, but
No.17
The purest thrash is a dance between the drummer and rhythm guitarist. Exhibit A. Scotty Ian’s entry for the Lifetime Riff Lord Achiever award
The purest thrash is a dance between the drummer and rhythm guitarist. Exhibit A. Scotty Ian’s entry for the Lifetime Riff Lord Achiever award
January 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
No.17
The purest thrash is a dance between the drummer and rhythm guitarist. Exhibit A. Scotty Ian’s entry for the Lifetime Riff Lord Achiever award
The purest thrash is a dance between the drummer and rhythm guitarist. Exhibit A. Scotty Ian’s entry for the Lifetime Riff Lord Achiever award
No.18:
The only super group that mattered. Miss me with Cream. Baker, Bruce, and Clapton were a dedicated power trio. Also, if your spirit doesn’t try to exit your body to chase Roy Orbison’s voice on “Not Alone Any More,” just check yourself into the ER
The only super group that mattered. Miss me with Cream. Baker, Bruce, and Clapton were a dedicated power trio. Also, if your spirit doesn’t try to exit your body to chase Roy Orbison’s voice on “Not Alone Any More,” just check yourself into the ER
January 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
No.18:
The only super group that mattered. Miss me with Cream. Baker, Bruce, and Clapton were a dedicated power trio. Also, if your spirit doesn’t try to exit your body to chase Roy Orbison’s voice on “Not Alone Any More,” just check yourself into the ER
The only super group that mattered. Miss me with Cream. Baker, Bruce, and Clapton were a dedicated power trio. Also, if your spirit doesn’t try to exit your body to chase Roy Orbison’s voice on “Not Alone Any More,” just check yourself into the ER
No.19
Every track is a hit. They shoulda been somebody more than one video on 120 Minutes
Every track is a hit. They shoulda been somebody more than one video on 120 Minutes
January 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
No.19
Every track is a hit. They shoulda been somebody more than one video on 120 Minutes
Every track is a hit. They shoulda been somebody more than one video on 120 Minutes
Neil Young is always a superior answer to these challenges, and “Everybody Knows” is such a good choice that I almost don’t want to play. BUT
20 albums that have stayed with / influenced me. In no particular order, and without explanation:
#20
20 albums that have stayed with / influenced me. In no particular order, and without explanation:
#20
January 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Neil Young is always a superior answer to these challenges, and “Everybody Knows” is such a good choice that I almost don’t want to play. BUT
20 albums that have stayed with / influenced me. In no particular order, and without explanation:
#20
20 albums that have stayed with / influenced me. In no particular order, and without explanation:
#20
Sicario ticks off so many cinematic boxes. The movie flows like one artistic statement from beginning to end like Apocalypse Now. The violence is casual and ghastly. Emily Blunt and Benicio del Toro portray incredibly flawed people who make nothing but bad decisions, for unrelated reasons.
December 8, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Sicario ticks off so many cinematic boxes. The movie flows like one artistic statement from beginning to end like Apocalypse Now. The violence is casual and ghastly. Emily Blunt and Benicio del Toro portray incredibly flawed people who make nothing but bad decisions, for unrelated reasons.
Chat Pile. Rather than pick a genre, they picked all of them on their debut record, “Cool World.” It’s all bangers and looks like this:
November 20, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Chat Pile. Rather than pick a genre, they picked all of them on their debut record, “Cool World.” It’s all bangers and looks like this:
Tell Elon to send a better class or morons
November 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Tell Elon to send a better class or morons
I’m curious if regional metal scenes are developing elsewhere. And if so, if the “Black Death Thrash” descriptor is typical. These young groups are really fucking good, is the thing. And they’re nice, such that they’ll probably follow back on Instagram
November 17, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I’m curious if regional metal scenes are developing elsewhere. And if so, if the “Black Death Thrash” descriptor is typical. These young groups are really fucking good, is the thing. And they’re nice, such that they’ll probably follow back on Instagram
Is this how you cleanse a timeline?
November 16, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Is this how you cleanse a timeline?
Alien: Romulus gets an A+ for blending the vibe and look of Alien 1979, with the buzzsaw action of Aliens 1986, and bakes it into a … literal heist picture. The young cast is fab, and Cailee Spaeny is on (her/their?) way to being a household name not unlike someone you may remember.
November 13, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Alien: Romulus gets an A+ for blending the vibe and look of Alien 1979, with the buzzsaw action of Aliens 1986, and bakes it into a … literal heist picture. The young cast is fab, and Cailee Spaeny is on (her/their?) way to being a household name not unlike someone you may remember.
Almost healed tattoo, and more colorful than it seems
November 12, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Almost healed tattoo, and more colorful than it seems