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Legic
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My fear is that ICE becomes like the TSA.

After a certain point we hired so many TSA agents that its removal would lead to mass unemployment and the giv just shrugged and said we gotta deal with it.

ICE feels like it's headed in the same direction, cause I don't see an off ramp for them.
January 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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So just lie everytime one of them shoots a person.

Gotcha.
BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security releases a statement on the fatal shooting in Minneapolis involving a federal agent. DHS claims the victim “approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun.”
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara says that the victim was a 37-year-old white man and US citizen with no criminal record and that he was a legally permitted gun owner.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
They taking out the yt people. The rest of us need to go like yesterday 👀
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Water is wet.
January 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
My favorite thing about well-meaning moderates is how they can't fathom these things happening to someone they know.

"Oh that wouldn't happen to you though."

Or

"I mean not like you're in any danger. Are you?" (Bonus points for "are you?" Cause they are now debating throwing you under a bus.
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I'm old enough to understand now why my mom was pissed I didn't defrost the chicken.
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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I'd wager this is the angriest statement ever issued by the Nobel Peace Prize people...
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 PM
*Sponsored by DoorDash.
Don’t eat those leftovers today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I haven't hit a punch buggy or a cruiser bruiser in a minute either.
Overdue for hitting someone with, “Guess what? Chicken butt.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This reminds me of what Prince said in 2008 and showed up in that 2018 article.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
😩🎙️🎶Baby, baby, baBY, from the day I saw you. I really wanted to catch your eyyyyyeeee🎶

You don't know my name - Alecia Keys
I saw this and thought I’d ask:
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is what happens when you spend decades sitting on culture wars instead of innovation.
While Trump plays trade war like he’s holding all the cards, our executives are coming back from China terrified.

They’re walking through “dark factories” where robots run the show so efficiently the lights don’t even need to be on.

One exec saw a plant pumping out phones with zero human workers.
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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reminder that one of the first things Hegseth did was end DOD recognition of Black History Month.
Hegseth: "No more dudes in dresses. No more climate change worship ... we are done with that shit."
September 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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exactly
September 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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"I asked ChatGPT" has got to be one of the DUMBEST comments I see online now. It would be better to do nothing.
September 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Five years ago, @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I did a story about rural Oregon's fever dream that Antifa was coming to their town from Portland.

Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming.

No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."
In Klamath Falls, Oregon, victory declared over antifa, which never showed up
Towns from Washington state to Indiana have seen armed groups begin patrolling the streets after rumors spread on social media about an antifa invasion.
www.nbcnews.com
September 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Not to be confused with "Heavy (Small!) Trucks"
In the last 6 hours, Trump has imposed:

- A 100% tariff on medicine unless its producer starts building a new U.S. factory in the next 5 days
- A 50% tariff on kitchen cabinets and bathroom vanities
- A 30% tariff on upholstered furniture
- A 25% tariff on “Heavy (Big!) Trucks”
September 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Raw truth AND a plan? What a combo.
Cuomo could never.
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
🗣️DEATH ROW 🔥🔥...next
Ummmm…I can’t! 😭😂😂😂
September 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Making this face to every Christian Nationalist followed by a "Bless your heart, you're still here post-rapture?"
September 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The next time someone says economic boycotts don't work, remember this moment.
Breaking: Jimmy Kimmel to return Tuesday.
September 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Honestly it was such a pain in the ass to turn off, I don't really want to turn it back on anyway. 👀
Kimmel is back tomorrow night! But don't stop cancelling your subscriptions or dumping your Disney stock. Make their decision to bend the knee painful AF. $$
Disney lost $3 billion in market cap which is still $203.7 billion.
DUMP THEIR STOCK.

Disney retail shareholders make up 33% - if you own DISNEY STOCK CALL INVESTOR RELATIONS TO LET THEM KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

David Jefferson
Corporate Communications
(818) 560-4832
david.j.jefferson@disney.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM