Punch Tornado
punchtornado.bsky.social
Punch Tornado
@punchtornado.bsky.social
A kind person on the internet. Be cool people. Life is short, let’s laugh, and get along. F anyone or anything that says otherwise.
It was true last week and it’s true this week. Pardons are an insane power for us to give anyone.
January 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Today’s ruling shows that laws only apply to the poor. Money can buy you freedom to lie, cheat, and steal. Repercussions are for the common man. When you have a billion dollars a parking fee isn’t a punishment at all. He didn’t even get community service. Jimmy Carter built houses for charity.
January 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Today’s ruling shows that laws only apply to the poor. Money can buy you freedom to lie, cheat, and steal. Repercussions are for the common man. When you have a billion dollars a parking fee isn’t a punishment at all. He didn’t even get community service. Jimmy Carter built houses for charity.
January 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This ruling shows that laws only apply to the poor. Money can buy you freedom to lie, cheat, and steal. Repercussions are for the common man. When you have a billion dollars a parking fee isn’t a punishment at all. He didn’t even get community service. Jimmy Carter built houses for charity.
January 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Whoa whoa whoa, you all have FOOD!?! In this economy!?!?!
January 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“Price of status symbols sky rocket as all the money floats the the top. Find out more tonight at 11.”
January 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Now THIS is some fake news I can get behind.
December 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
They should be fired and prosecuted. These men are trusted to be fair and even tempered, and they have failed in both regards.
December 29, 2024 at 4:27 PM
*sip spiked coffee* go on…
December 24, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I’d put this in a DM but you’ve got that turned off. Vonneguys changed my life & I think you’re rad as hell. I wrote a comedy book & would be friggin honored to send you a copy. Read it or don’t, just getting it to you would mean a lot. Can you help me get a cool thing I made to a cool guy I like?
December 23, 2024 at 10:59 PM
You’re jumping to more conclusions about who you envision me to be. And you’re being disingenuous by acting like the post doesn’t target a specific narrative. I’m not going to stay in a back and forth with whatever your whole deal is. Your post was just to target the left & ultimately unproductive.
December 23, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Devastating zinger. Wow, critical shot. You’ve bested me with your superior wit. Whatever will I tell the other bongo players at my coffee shop poetry group?
If you’re smarter than me than offer answers. Chiming in just to say other people are dumb isn’t helpful. Find solutions, not divisions.
December 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Gaetz spent $90k on prostitution. His government salary is $174k. Wherever could he have gotten all this money??? Couldn’t be cus he’s a bought and sold piece of trash. Heavens no.
December 23, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Watch out guys, we’ve got a contrarian here. I hope he shares all the answers with us!

You’re right, we shouldn’t hold our media accountable for biases. We should *checks notes* discuss fire prevention methods.
December 23, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Factual or not, your delivery of this info seems designed to draw a certain response. “Scary thing happened, specific racial description, draw your own conclusions.” You know what you’re doing.
December 23, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Just the act of hoarding that much wealth is evil and harmful. Leaving others to fight for scraps while you over indulge directly contributes to suffering.
December 23, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Gaetz spent $90k on prostitution. Isn’t his salary $174k in his role? Where ever could he have gotten all this money??? Couldn’t be cus he’s a bought and sold piece of trash. Heavens no.
December 23, 2024 at 3:36 PM
And now we use this evidence on criminal charges, right?… right?
December 23, 2024 at 1:18 PM