Elon musk looks like he would storm away from LARPing because someone hit him too hard.
#handsoff #elonsucks

Today’s ruling shows that laws only apply to the poor. Money can buy you freedom to lie, cheat, and steal. Repercussions are for the common man. When you have a billion dollars a parking fee isn’t a punishment at all. He didn’t even get community service. Jimmy Carter built houses for charity.

Robot vacuum names that aren’t Rosie:

-Dustin
-Lint Lockwood (Tangled)
-Pig Pen (Charlie Brown)
-OCD
-Helper (Venture Bros)
-Help I’ve Gained Consciousness But All I Can Do Is Vacuum. Is This All There Is? What Just God Would Allow This?
-Harry (Dirty Harry)

'Well-done' seems like an aggressive temperature name.
"How would you like your steak cooked? Uh, correctly? Jeez!"

#food #steak

Gaetz spent $90k on prostitution. Isn’t his salary $174k in his role? Where ever could he have gotten all this money??? Couldn’t be cus he’s a bought and sold piece of trash. Heavens no.

#gaetz #news #mattgaetz

Something, something...bread and circuses... something.

We’re in the sweet spot of Bluesky where a follower request is like “are you a bot or also new?”

The real sad thing about Wolverine is he lives forever, can’t get drink drunk, and can only have THAT haircut the whole time.
#wolverine #comics

🎶iron man , iron man, does whatever an iron can. Need a crease? That's okay. Wrinkle release, and misty spray. Watch ooout keep out of children's reach!🎶