Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq.
@punchenstein.bsky.social
aspiring old person. cooker of things that started out raw. I have done it with a lady
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italians are so full of shit. imagine the blind stupidity it takes to claim you invented both noodles and the concept of putting toppings on bread
bet you $1,000,000 that gambling is stupid
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
bet you $1,000,000 that gambling is stupid
TIL you can actually finesse the game “hungry hungry hippos.” my 5yo is livid
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
TIL you can actually finesse the game “hungry hungry hippos.” my 5yo is livid
I don’t dislike bagels; they’re just stupid
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I don’t dislike bagels; they’re just stupid
more interviewers need to slip in a quick “loser says no comment” at the end of their questions
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
more interviewers need to slip in a quick “loser says no comment” at the end of their questions
good on the stranger things kids for negotiating such nice salaries ‘cause no one is watching that show for the awkward weirdo actors
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
good on the stranger things kids for negotiating such nice salaries ‘cause no one is watching that show for the awkward weirdo actors
john carroll lynch is either an amazing actor or an actual murderer
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
john carroll lynch is either an amazing actor or an actual murderer
“can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”
oh, the wind. you mean the thing that’s most famous for being invisible?
oh, the wind. you mean the thing that’s most famous for being invisible?
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”
oh, the wind. you mean the thing that’s most famous for being invisible?
oh, the wind. you mean the thing that’s most famous for being invisible?
fish are stupid
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
fish are stupid
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. also the ones you do take. man, you suck at this
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. also the ones you do take. man, you suck at this
stop giving your kids stupid names
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
stop giving your kids stupid names
well, yeah. when you don't have an answer to a simple question, you get tired of hearing it futurism.com/artificial-i...
Sam Altman Loses His Cool When Asked About OpenAI's Minuscule Revenue
During a recent interview with OpenAI investor Brad Gerstner, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman lost his cool when asked about the company's tiny revenue.
futurism.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
well, yeah. when you don't have an answer to a simple question, you get tired of hearing it futurism.com/artificial-i...
I have ai psychosis psychosis. I'm being driven mad by the influx of hot takes on ai psychosis
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I have ai psychosis psychosis. I'm being driven mad by the influx of hot takes on ai psychosis
why the FUCK are commercials just some asshole rando shooting a selfie now
November 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
why the FUCK are commercials just some asshole rando shooting a selfie now
sometimes you're just the "before" person in an informercial
October 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
sometimes you're just the "before" person in an informercial
it's time we talked about the elephant in the room: young NBA players are ugly as hell
October 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
it's time we talked about the elephant in the room: young NBA players are ugly as hell
saw a woman wearing pants and yelled "my culture is not your costume!"
October 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
saw a woman wearing pants and yelled "my culture is not your costume!"
the flat earther conspiracy theory is real. there's no such thing as flat earthers
October 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
the flat earther conspiracy theory is real. there's no such thing as flat earthers
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Local legislator displays the importance of kerning
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Local legislator displays the importance of kerning
I’ve been waiting so long to strap a bunch of electronic shit to my face
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’ve been waiting so long to strap a bunch of electronic shit to my face
guys we’re doing this the stupid way. let’s outsource all the kids to china and then just ship ‘em back once they’re potty trained
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
guys we’re doing this the stupid way. let’s outsource all the kids to china and then just ship ‘em back once they’re potty trained
bruh did you know you can just say anything is a human right? it literally costs nothing!
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
bruh did you know you can just say anything is a human right? it literally costs nothing!
wait 'til they all find out tallow causes autism 🤯
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
wait 'til they all find out tallow causes autism 🤯
proof that the WHOLE of the movie was true
I was just going through a box of my old memorabilia, and I thought I’d share this concert ad from 1984 (just in case you thought my biopic was LYING about Howie Mandel opening for me!)
October 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
proof that the WHOLE of the movie was true
"guh! it stinks in here! why aren't you breathing through your mouth?"
"because I'd rather smell this room than taste it"
"because I'd rather smell this room than taste it"
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"guh! it stinks in here! why aren't you breathing through your mouth?"
"because I'd rather smell this room than taste it"
"because I'd rather smell this room than taste it"
that email you just told chatgpt to write used enough water to keep a chinese orphan clean for nine seconds. still think AI is rizz now?
October 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
that email you just told chatgpt to write used enough water to keep a chinese orphan clean for nine seconds. still think AI is rizz now?