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biohacking is going back to where it started
underground
mouse racing initializing...
crawl into the gutter with the rats
they're first. you're next.
underground
mouse racing initializing...
crawl into the gutter with the rats
they're first. you're next.
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
biohacking is going back to where it started
underground
mouse racing initializing...
crawl into the gutter with the rats
they're first. you're next.
underground
mouse racing initializing...
crawl into the gutter with the rats
they're first. you're next.
before the ball drops
@AICARAMPK and @asgiv89298 worm experiments drop
12/30 10am eastern
let's end 2025 with some fireworms
shall we?
@AICARAMPK and @asgiv89298 worm experiments drop
12/30 10am eastern
let's end 2025 with some fireworms
shall we?
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
before the ball drops
@AICARAMPK and @asgiv89298 worm experiments drop
12/30 10am eastern
let's end 2025 with some fireworms
shall we?
@AICARAMPK and @asgiv89298 worm experiments drop
12/30 10am eastern
let's end 2025 with some fireworms
shall we?
Astragaloside IV masterclass by the dev of @asgiv89298
class is in session and mice trials are underway
few
class is in session and mice trials are underway
few
December 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Astragaloside IV masterclass by the dev of @asgiv89298
class is in session and mice trials are underway
few
class is in session and mice trials are underway
few
Astragaloside IV masterclass by the dev @CKuttruff
medicinal chemist at @Boehringer
class is in session and mice trials are underway
few
medicinal chemist at @Boehringer
class is in session and mice trials are underway
few
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Astragaloside IV masterclass by the dev @CKuttruff
medicinal chemist at @Boehringer
class is in session and mice trials are underway
few
medicinal chemist at @Boehringer
class is in session and mice trials are underway
few
someone told us the markets were bad
if they ask where we are, tell them we're too busy
pumping science
if they ask where we are, tell them we're too busy
pumping science
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
someone told us the markets were bad
if they ask where we are, tell them we're too busy
pumping science
if they ask where we are, tell them we're too busy
pumping science
breakpoint 2025
absolute cinema
absolute cinema
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
breakpoint 2025
absolute cinema
absolute cinema
we saw
we pumped
we came
we pumped
we came
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
we saw
we pumped
we came
we pumped
we came
dear PhDegens
the apex predator is where it belongs
back on top
RAPTOR is your new lord of the flies
23% lifespan extension makes it king of the pill
huge congrats to the devs: @SMER28RAPA @RyanBethencourt @eperlste @andreb1o16
the apex predator is where it belongs
back on top
RAPTOR is your new lord of the flies
23% lifespan extension makes it king of the pill
huge congrats to the devs: @SMER28RAPA @RyanBethencourt @eperlste @andreb1o16
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
dear PhDegens
the apex predator is where it belongs
back on top
RAPTOR is your new lord of the flies
23% lifespan extension makes it king of the pill
huge congrats to the devs: @SMER28RAPA @RyanBethencourt @eperlste @andreb1o16
the apex predator is where it belongs
back on top
RAPTOR is your new lord of the flies
23% lifespan extension makes it king of the pill
huge congrats to the devs: @SMER28RAPA @RyanBethencourt @eperlste @andreb1o16
we're making sure @SolanaConf doesn't skip leg day
come test your max heart rate and win prizes
> dec 10: desci summit @BlueScorpionUSA @BioProtocol @vitadao @Molecule_sci
> dec 11-13: fitness contests @SolanaConf @PilledFit @CudisWellness @moonwalkfitness @Spine_DAO
come test your max heart rate and win prizes
> dec 10: desci summit @BlueScorpionUSA @BioProtocol @vitadao @Molecule_sci
> dec 11-13: fitness contests @SolanaConf @PilledFit @CudisWellness @moonwalkfitness @Spine_DAO
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
we're making sure @SolanaConf doesn't skip leg day
come test your max heart rate and win prizes
> dec 10: desci summit @BlueScorpionUSA @BioProtocol @vitadao @Molecule_sci
> dec 11-13: fitness contests @SolanaConf @PilledFit @CudisWellness @moonwalkfitness @Spine_DAO
come test your max heart rate and win prizes
> dec 10: desci summit @BlueScorpionUSA @BioProtocol @vitadao @Molecule_sci
> dec 11-13: fitness contests @SolanaConf @PilledFit @CudisWellness @moonwalkfitness @Spine_DAO
now that @bryanjohnson has hard launched his gf
@BlupillAging will be hosting a space on how to get hard like him
hard conversations: dec 4th 12pm ET
@BlupillAging will be hosting a space on how to get hard like him
hard conversations: dec 4th 12pm ET
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
now that @bryanjohnson has hard launched his gf
@BlupillAging will be hosting a space on how to get hard like him
hard conversations: dec 4th 12pm ET
@BlupillAging will be hosting a space on how to get hard like him
hard conversations: dec 4th 12pm ET
breaking news from the fly lab
next data drop determines whether RAPTOR is 👑 of the 💊
next data drop determines whether RAPTOR is 👑 of the 💊
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
breaking news from the fly lab
next data drop determines whether RAPTOR is 👑 of the 💊
next data drop determines whether RAPTOR is 👑 of the 💊
attention can fuel scientific breakthroughs
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
attention can fuel scientific breakthroughs
never stop tinkering
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
never stop tinkering
they must also have elite strength
muscle power ensures less old-person frailty
interestingly, the top 2 sports (gymnastics, pole vault) also involve mats, which minimize joint destruction
muscle power ensures less old-person frailty
interestingly, the top 2 sports (gymnastics, pole vault) also involve mats, which minimize joint destruction
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
they must also have elite strength
muscle power ensures less old-person frailty
interestingly, the top 2 sports (gymnastics, pole vault) also involve mats, which minimize joint destruction
muscle power ensures less old-person frailty
interestingly, the top 2 sports (gymnastics, pole vault) also involve mats, which minimize joint destruction
ok so how do the authors explain this?
it's sports that require mixed energy
aerobic (endurance) and anaerobic (bursts)
> pole vault: 12s max effort, recover
> gymnastics: 90s max effort, recover
athletes must have both energy types to be elite gymnasts or vaulters
it's sports that require mixed energy
aerobic (endurance) and anaerobic (bursts)
> pole vault: 12s max effort, recover
> gymnastics: 90s max effort, recover
athletes must have both energy types to be elite gymnasts or vaulters
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
ok so how do the authors explain this?
it's sports that require mixed energy
aerobic (endurance) and anaerobic (bursts)
> pole vault: 12s max effort, recover
> gymnastics: 90s max effort, recover
athletes must have both energy types to be elite gymnasts or vaulters
it's sports that require mixed energy
aerobic (endurance) and anaerobic (bursts)
> pole vault: 12s max effort, recover
> gymnastics: 90s max effort, recover
athletes must have both energy types to be elite gymnasts or vaulters
here's the full table with some other notables:
targeting sports (archery) → +6.2
racket sports → +5.7
cricket → +5.7
triathalon → +5.2
golf → +3.9 (hilarious)
cycling → +2.2
weight lifting → +1.3
soccer (football?) → +0.5
martial arts → -2.5
targeting sports (archery) → +6.2
racket sports → +5.7
cricket → +5.7
triathalon → +5.2
golf → +3.9 (hilarious)
cycling → +2.2
weight lifting → +1.3
soccer (football?) → +0.5
martial arts → -2.5
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
here's the full table with some other notables:
targeting sports (archery) → +6.2
racket sports → +5.7
cricket → +5.7
triathalon → +5.2
golf → +3.9 (hilarious)
cycling → +2.2
weight lifting → +1.3
soccer (football?) → +0.5
martial arts → -2.5
targeting sports (archery) → +6.2
racket sports → +5.7
cricket → +5.7
triathalon → +5.2
golf → +3.9 (hilarious)
cycling → +2.2
weight lifting → +1.3
soccer (football?) → +0.5
martial arts → -2.5
#1 longest-lived athletes on earth: pole vaulters
+8.4 years longer
who knew using one stick to jump over another would be the key to longevity
while you pick up your jaw off the floor, let's see what the authors had to say about this
+8.4 years longer
who knew using one stick to jump over another would be the key to longevity
while you pick up your jaw off the floor, let's see what the authors had to say about this
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
#1 longest-lived athletes on earth: pole vaulters
+8.4 years longer
who knew using one stick to jump over another would be the key to longevity
while you pick up your jaw off the floor, let's see what the authors had to say about this
+8.4 years longer
who knew using one stick to jump over another would be the key to longevity
while you pick up your jaw off the floor, let's see what the authors had to say about this
now the winners…
#3: fencing
associated with almost 7 years of extra life
above endurance sports, including running and cycling
VO2maxers are in shambles
#3: fencing
associated with almost 7 years of extra life
above endurance sports, including running and cycling
VO2maxers are in shambles
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
now the winners…
#3: fencing
associated with almost 7 years of extra life
above endurance sports, including running and cycling
VO2maxers are in shambles
#3: fencing
associated with almost 7 years of extra life
above endurance sports, including running and cycling
VO2maxers are in shambles
first, the sports that are associated with shorter lives:
> sumo wrestlers: die ~10 years early
> volleyball players: –5.4 years
sumo? unsurprising.
but volleyball? wild.
> sumo wrestlers: die ~10 years early
> volleyball players: –5.4 years
sumo? unsurprising.
but volleyball? wild.
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
first, the sports that are associated with shorter lives:
> sumo wrestlers: die ~10 years early
> volleyball players: –5.4 years
sumo? unsurprising.
but volleyball? wild.
> sumo wrestlers: die ~10 years early
> volleyball players: –5.4 years
sumo? unsurprising.
but volleyball? wild.
solana is for science
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
solana is for science
while the market bleeds, RAPTOR refines its formula
just another mass extinction event to survive
wouldn't be the first time
@SMER28RAPA
just another mass extinction event to survive
wouldn't be the first time
@SMER28RAPA
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
while the market bleeds, RAPTOR refines its formula
just another mass extinction event to survive
wouldn't be the first time
@SMER28RAPA
just another mass extinction event to survive
wouldn't be the first time
@SMER28RAPA
it was a game all along
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
it was a game all along