Will
@puffingwilly.bsky.social
Probably drinking a cup of tea as you read this
Averaged 2 pasteís de nata per day in Lisbon. That's fine and very normal, right?
December 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Averaged 2 pasteís de nata per day in Lisbon. That's fine and very normal, right?
Went to a very full-on ramen place tonight and they had a terrifying robot cat delivering food
December 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Went to a very full-on ramen place tonight and they had a terrifying robot cat delivering food
Lisbon continues to wow.
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Lisbon continues to wow.
I can confirm
Hopped over the Tagus on the ferry and ended up at a little naval museum with a 1960s submarine and an 1840s frigate.
Good excuse to use my Patrick O'Brian fanboy knowledge on my long-suffering husband.
Good excuse to use my Patrick O'Brian fanboy knowledge on my long-suffering husband.
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I can confirm
Lisbon's a bit nice isn't it?
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Lisbon's a bit nice isn't it?
My husband @uk-tank-markings.co.uk has said some wonderful things to/about me in the 11 years we've been together. Some curated highlights:
"Here, love, you're not...
...a shambling horror"
...a dystopian nightmare"
... incredibly basic and ropey"
I will add more as they are uttered.
"Here, love, you're not...
...a shambling horror"
...a dystopian nightmare"
... incredibly basic and ropey"
I will add more as they are uttered.
December 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My husband @uk-tank-markings.co.uk has said some wonderful things to/about me in the 11 years we've been together. Some curated highlights:
"Here, love, you're not...
...a shambling horror"
...a dystopian nightmare"
... incredibly basic and ropey"
I will add more as they are uttered.
"Here, love, you're not...
...a shambling horror"
...a dystopian nightmare"
... incredibly basic and ropey"
I will add more as they are uttered.
Me when an email comes in requiring me to do tasks directly related to the job I was employed to perform
Don't complain about Resting Bitch Face because it could be worse. It could be Resting Bioware Face.
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Me when an email comes in requiring me to do tasks directly related to the job I was employed to perform
Do you think they know what spendthrift means?
The idea that the public sector is inefficient and wasteful, while the private sector is tight and spendthrift, is complete and utter bollocks. This nonsense notion has been ruination of the UK for the past 40 years.
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Do you think they know what spendthrift means?
For anyone worried about their GCSE/A-level results, I got straight As and have spectacularly failed to achieve anything notable! Never give up on your dreams!
August 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
For anyone worried about their GCSE/A-level results, I got straight As and have spectacularly failed to achieve anything notable! Never give up on your dreams!
POV: you're getting targeted adverts not just for Wiltshire Farm Foods, but specifically for the softer pureed meals.
June 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
POV: you're getting targeted adverts not just for Wiltshire Farm Foods, but specifically for the softer pureed meals.
Gay culture is seeing a tweet that says “he ghosted me so I cursed his name under a blood moon and now he works at Greggs” and going “she’s mother for that”
June 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gay culture is seeing a tweet that says “he ghosted me so I cursed his name under a blood moon and now he works at Greggs” and going “she’s mother for that”
Hey Siri give me tips for tolerating your parents as an adult without killing them
June 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey Siri give me tips for tolerating your parents as an adult without killing them
Most of this is nonsense, and the terms are either different, outdated or not Americanisms.
Cupcakes. Movies. Vacations. Younger brits are using more americanisms
June 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Most of this is nonsense, and the terms are either different, outdated or not Americanisms.
It's Too Darn Hot™ today, but it is having the side effect of making the goldfinches who live in the trees outside my window to into overdrive, which is absolutely delightful.
June 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's Too Darn Hot™ today, but it is having the side effect of making the goldfinches who live in the trees outside my window to into overdrive, which is absolutely delightful.
My husband has just asked me what ratio of eggs to yolks to use when making carbonara.
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
June 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My husband has just asked me what ratio of eggs to yolks to use when making carbonara.
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
Not the very same gays who were spaffing themselves over watching Eurovision now finding it disgusting that Israel are continuing to kill children
The lack of self-awareness is honestly quite remarkable
The lack of self-awareness is honestly quite remarkable
May 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Not the very same gays who were spaffing themselves over watching Eurovision now finding it disgusting that Israel are continuing to kill children
The lack of self-awareness is honestly quite remarkable
The lack of self-awareness is honestly quite remarkable
Reposted by Will
In 1996, professional lechery spokesman Peter Stringfellow turned down a lucrative contract to become the public face of Cheestrings as they launched in the UK and Ireland, citing "moral incompatibility".
May 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In 1996, professional lechery spokesman Peter Stringfellow turned down a lucrative contract to become the public face of Cheestrings as they launched in the UK and Ireland, citing "moral incompatibility".
I got light blue 🩵
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
January 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I got light blue 🩵
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
I really wish I had the kind of depression that makes you not eat rather than the kind that makes you eat everything that isn't nailed down
January 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I really wish I had the kind of depression that makes you not eat rather than the kind that makes you eat everything that isn't nailed down
Quizmas day 2!
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
December 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Quizmas day 2!
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
Between now and Christmas I'll be doing a quiz round each day. May be Christmas themed, may not. No Googling (or Google if you want, but it kind of defeats the point). DM me for answers or to let me know how you did!
December 18, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Between now and Christmas I'll be doing a quiz round each day. May be Christmas themed, may not. No Googling (or Google if you want, but it kind of defeats the point). DM me for answers or to let me know how you did!
Happy Saturday. Here's another connections grid for you to have a go at:
connectionsplus.io/game/l4wofX
connectionsplus.io/game/l4wofX
connectionsplus.io
December 7, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Happy Saturday. Here's another connections grid for you to have a go at:
connectionsplus.io/game/l4wofX
connectionsplus.io/game/l4wofX
Nicked from the Other Place, rename your favourite film as a clickbait YouTube video title. Everyone has to guess what film it is. I'll go first:
This shy girl AMAZED people after she found THIS in her bathroom (RIP Princess Di)
This shy girl AMAZED people after she found THIS in her bathroom (RIP Princess Di)
December 6, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Nicked from the Other Place, rename your favourite film as a clickbait YouTube video title. Everyone has to guess what film it is. I'll go first:
This shy girl AMAZED people after she found THIS in her bathroom (RIP Princess Di)
This shy girl AMAZED people after she found THIS in her bathroom (RIP Princess Di)
Gone and booked another cottage haven't we. This one is in the middle of nowhere in the Lakes and has a hot tub overlooking a river. Bliss
December 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Gone and booked another cottage haven't we. This one is in the middle of nowhere in the Lakes and has a hot tub overlooking a river. Bliss