I fully understand why fellow millennials slightly younger than me focus on Barney as the ultimate dumb show for stupid babies (that you still love because you're a stupid baby) but there are harder drugs.

Even if I never turn to the daddy side, it feels very likely that I will have so many underused outfits/gear by my old age that I'll end up just Batman Beyond-ing some young twink into the role of "Pudge" eventually.

I always practice what I preach.

"Get in, bedwetter, we're going to the spa."

Even though my crib is in Pooh-mode currently, I'm super excited for the Mickey cutout that I just added - it's was very harrowing putting a screw into the footboard of my sanctuary but waking up in the middle of the night and thinking "Mickey is asleep, I should be asleep." will be easily worth it.

Artwork is a confluence of influences, and unique to it's creator, but there are OCs that you can't tell me I don't share DNA with (I've hung out with one of these artists IRL and had 2 others tell me I was an influence via DMs, so I'm not just tooting my own horn, also, Mickey is a dead giveaway.)

When someone asks me how my diaper is doing and my current emotional state.

Ugh, of course, I missed putting Eeyore into the crib for this shot! 😭 My poor sweet little guy!

I've been sitting on Winnie The Pooh outfits/cutoff shirts for a while, waiting to put my nursery into "Pooh mode" - I think it's time for "Pooh-vember." BTW, I'm housesitting for family from Nov 9th till ? (but I'll get to shoot some backyard stuff as a result!) so this might bleed into Dec.

Digital tracking charts are great, but they just don't have the same pre-schooler vibes as stickers on a calendar - Smiley Face = diapers all day (Goodnites get half a smiley, undies get a frowny face) Gold Star = no sticky diapers, Apple = daily walk/light weights, Paw Print = Locked all day

Me unlocking my chastity cage at exactly 12:01 AM Nov 1st.

Last day of Locktober project: installing a padlock eye-mount to the crib rail. No more sneaking out at night for this lil' guy 🔒😴

Yes on Prop 50

The Japanese illustrated Chase and Marshall on this washcloth I bought in Osaka last year just hit different.

Tombstone (1993) Director: George P. Cosmatos

Damn Jean-Luc Godard, I'm just trying to do a little adulting, you don't have to come at me so hard. (brb, getting this printed on a postcard to pull out of my back pocket when friends and family ask why I'm still single.)