Elise
@puddlesposting.bsky.social
24 // she/her // Bluesky’s foremost transgender Evertonian // I’ve never read Hegel and you can’t make me
Oh no this is about to be another game of the year contender isn’t it
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oh no this is about to be another game of the year contender isn’t it
desperately need more games with the original halo 1 graphics. not the remaster (the 2011 one). not the remake (the 2026 one). i mean that real old 2001 shit. if this exists please let me know expeditiously
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
desperately need more games with the original halo 1 graphics. not the remaster (the 2011 one). not the remake (the 2026 one). i mean that real old 2001 shit. if this exists please let me know expeditiously
So I guess a boat crashed today? There’s a pretty good song about it music.apple.com/us/album/the...
The Scorpion Departs, But Never Returns by Phil Ochs on Apple Music
Song · 1969 · Duration 4:14
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November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So I guess a boat crashed today? There’s a pretty good song about it music.apple.com/us/album/the...
Use It, Nine
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Use It, Nine
A bad day spent trying is better than any day spent hiding.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Use It, Nine
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Just got hit on by a guy who I swear to god looks just like Christopher Moltisanti
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just got hit on by a guy who I swear to god looks just like Christopher Moltisanti
had a realization about Curtis Sliwa:
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
had a realization about Curtis Sliwa:
I saw the NY Post cover and I’m stealing @postoctobrist.bsky.social ‘s point about AI to say that the New York Post can never be good but it can be funny
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I saw the NY Post cover and I’m stealing @postoctobrist.bsky.social ‘s point about AI to say that the New York Post can never be good but it can be funny
Sitting alone at the bar listening to music on my phone because what am I if not a fucking embarrassment
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sitting alone at the bar listening to music on my phone because what am I if not a fucking embarrassment
Zohran Mamdani you fucking legend
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Zohran Mamdani you fucking legend
Has been absolutely unbearably stuck in my head all day. Like, great song, but not when I need to get work done lol music.apple.com/us/album/ass...
Assisted Harakiri by Home Is Where on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 4:30
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November 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Has been absolutely unbearably stuck in my head all day. Like, great song, but not when I need to get work done lol music.apple.com/us/album/ass...
Everything Old Is New, And Worse
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A blog about reanimated corpses and being alone.
puddlesposting.beehiiv.com/p/everything...
A blog about reanimated corpses and being alone.
Everything Old Is New, And Worse
Everything is online and nothing feels good
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November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Everything Old Is New, And Worse
puddlesposting.beehiiv.com/p/everything...
A blog about reanimated corpses and being alone.
puddlesposting.beehiiv.com/p/everything...
A blog about reanimated corpses and being alone.
nobody says hup hup hup while running in a line anymore. because of woke.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
nobody says hup hup hup while running in a line anymore. because of woke.
CHOTINER: You smoke good, correct?
ME: yes.
CHOTINER: Fire?
ME: No — reggie. Nothing above mids.
CHOTINER: Can you explain this tweet from September 5th-
ME: Look I gotta go
ME: yes.
CHOTINER: Fire?
ME: No — reggie. Nothing above mids.
CHOTINER: Can you explain this tweet from September 5th-
ME: Look I gotta go
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
CHOTINER: You smoke good, correct?
ME: yes.
CHOTINER: Fire?
ME: No — reggie. Nothing above mids.
CHOTINER: Can you explain this tweet from September 5th-
ME: Look I gotta go
ME: yes.
CHOTINER: Fire?
ME: No — reggie. Nothing above mids.
CHOTINER: Can you explain this tweet from September 5th-
ME: Look I gotta go
Plato’s cave but it’s the hot couch guy basement
October 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Plato’s cave but it’s the hot couch guy basement
HI I'M GUY FIERI AND THIS IS THE NATO SMALL ARMS CONTRACT
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
HI I'M GUY FIERI AND THIS IS THE NATO SMALL ARMS CONTRACT
I went to the knowing you convention and everyone knew you there
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I went to the knowing you convention and everyone knew you there
I just figured it out. It’s blazing saddles
What’s the funniest thing there could do one of those “the secret Marxism of __” video essays about. My first thought is two and a half men, which coincidentally is the worst show I’ve ever fucking seen
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I just figured it out. It’s blazing saddles
Warren Zevon’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Warren Zevon’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
At the function leaving intermittently to watch the World Series
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
At the function leaving intermittently to watch the World Series
CHOTINER: So you say that the landlord made you pay 7 weeks of rent.
COSTELLO: That's right.
CHOTINER: And the rent was 13 dollars a week.
COSTELLO: Absolutely.
CHOTINER: But you paid him 28 dollars.
COSTELLO: Yes I did.
CHOTINER: Even though 7 times 13 is not 28.
COSTELLO: *pulls out chalkboard*
COSTELLO: That's right.
CHOTINER: And the rent was 13 dollars a week.
COSTELLO: Absolutely.
CHOTINER: But you paid him 28 dollars.
COSTELLO: Yes I did.
CHOTINER: Even though 7 times 13 is not 28.
COSTELLO: *pulls out chalkboard*
October 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
CHOTINER: So you say that the landlord made you pay 7 weeks of rent.
COSTELLO: That's right.
CHOTINER: And the rent was 13 dollars a week.
COSTELLO: Absolutely.
CHOTINER: But you paid him 28 dollars.
COSTELLO: Yes I did.
CHOTINER: Even though 7 times 13 is not 28.
COSTELLO: *pulls out chalkboard*
COSTELLO: That's right.
CHOTINER: And the rent was 13 dollars a week.
COSTELLO: Absolutely.
CHOTINER: But you paid him 28 dollars.
COSTELLO: Yes I did.
CHOTINER: Even though 7 times 13 is not 28.
COSTELLO: *pulls out chalkboard*
REM going on Howard Stern like:
🎶 that’s me in the corner /
that’s me in the spot /
light /
losing on the sybian 🎶
🎶 that’s me in the corner /
that’s me in the spot /
light /
losing on the sybian 🎶
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
REM going on Howard Stern like:
🎶 that’s me in the corner /
that’s me in the spot /
light /
losing on the sybian 🎶
🎶 that’s me in the corner /
that’s me in the spot /
light /
losing on the sybian 🎶
oooooh my shoulders are looking extra broad today
October 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
oooooh my shoulders are looking extra broad today
The Foucauldian Roider
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The Foucauldian Roider
Beto we might have to do you Joelinton style
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Beto we might have to do you Joelinton style