Public Futility
@publicfutility.bsky.social
This is why we can’t have nice things.
What did I miss?
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What did I miss?
That’s how we know he’s a Millennial. Gen Z would have said he was eating a creampie.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That’s how we know he’s a Millennial. Gen Z would have said he was eating a creampie.
I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.
He called him fascist, not Flower.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
He called him fascist, not Flower.
If you’re going to use a drone, just have it shoot me.
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If you’re going to use a drone, just have it shoot me.
Val here. You could *taste* the air on those days.
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Val here. You could *taste* the air on those days.
Allegra and Flonase, though I probably ought to take an Allegra vacation soon, just not now.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Allegra and Flonase, though I probably ought to take an Allegra vacation soon, just not now.
Me: Oh, it’s fall! I can open my windows again!
Also me: Why are my allergies going crazy?
Also me: Why are my allergies going crazy?
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Me: Oh, it’s fall! I can open my windows again!
Also me: Why are my allergies going crazy?
Also me: Why are my allergies going crazy?
Which we now know is about as meaningful as writing classified or top secret on intelligence communications!
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Which we now know is about as meaningful as writing classified or top secret on intelligence communications!
Palate cleanser. This and Holey Moley got me through a WFH order for more than 2 years. youtu.be/DGtLDpgmMWI
Geico Commercial (2020) - We do have a RATT problem.
YouTube video by L'AMOUR ROCKS
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November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Palate cleanser. This and Holey Moley got me through a WFH order for more than 2 years. youtu.be/DGtLDpgmMWI
So, what, just Supermodel and Starrbooty over and over?
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
So, what, just Supermodel and Starrbooty over and over?
I mean Idiotheque fits
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I mean Idiotheque fits