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I'm a born again babe with a vague rage
Mewling and puking upon that page, okay?
No need. There's just no need.
Froggiest RFK Jr. voice, “niiiice”
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This you, dumbass?
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you go to the "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" wikipedia article and click on the name below Mel Brooks's in the "Screenplay by" section of the title block you will get the jump scare of your life.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
An interesting piece of trivia about today's New York City mayoral election is that Curtis Sliwa is - to my knowledge - the only candidate who The Clash have a song about

youtu.be/8v-VM9fT08E?...
The Clash - Red Angel Dragnet (Remastered)
YouTube video by theclashVEVO
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Given the choice between $1 or a million dinners with Jay-Z I'm taking the million dinners every time. The wisdom I'll gain from Hov's life experience and business acumen during those million dinners will be worth more than the $1.
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It drops below 50 degrees and the soup crocks on the top shelf in my kitchen start calling out to me like the Green Goblin mask
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The decision to derive much of the third act tension in "Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere" from the technical obstacles encountered in attempting to master the original Colt's Neck tape for release is completely baffling and feels like it was made with specifically me in mind
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Electric Nebraska save me
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Electric Nebraska save me
October 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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<15 ppb of diggity, <1.3 ppm of doubt. This represents levels of both diggity and doubt less than what is considered harmful, per the EPA's 1991 Diggity and Doubt Rule. The maximum contaminant level goal (MCLG) for both diggity and doubt remains zero.
August 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Let's go Mariners :^]
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Going WFH breakfast mode
October 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Snack check
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What's keeping people from migrating over here is that there aren't 500 accounts that post 4 screenshots from movies 87 times a day
October 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
*Paul McCartney voice* the schlong and wiener chode
October 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Chopping of a Sacred Unc
October 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Well every unc's chopped, baby that's a fact /
But maybe every goat that's washed, some day comes back /
So put some Clairo on, make your Labubu pretty /
Matcha Dubai chocolate Atlantic City
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Now that it's almost winter I can really start dressing 😩👌
November 26, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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How it feels to post on Bluesky for the first time in 6 months after getting banished for stealing Hellthread valor
October 16, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Yeah I fuck with the MCU. The
Marytylermoore
Cinematic
Universe
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
They're calling me the Birria Enjoyer
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Nah they acting like nothing even happened...
June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Well every unc's chopped, baby that's a fact /
But maybe every goat that's washed, some day comes back /
So put some Clairo on, make your Labubu pretty /
Matcha Dubai chocolate Atlantic City
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
<15 ppb of diggity, <1.3 ppm of doubt. This represents levels of both diggity and doubt less than what is considered harmful, per the EPA's 1991 Diggity and Doubt Rule. The maximum contaminant level goal (MCLG) for both diggity and doubt remains zero.
August 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM