The Packers pad level is atrocious

If butter is already an ingredient, just brown it. What do you have to lose?

Just add browned butter to everything

Tremendous effort by Lombardi Ave to predict that the Packers will trade for every active player in the NFL by the trade deadline.

I think Kimmel just Obi-Wan Kenobi’d Darth Vader.

At this point the only explanation for this Brewers season is that Bob Uecker has something to do with it.

The typo “Thnaks,” should be added to the dictionary as a word that means thanks when you don’t really mean it.

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"