Indeed. More licking for the rest of you.

I have some awesome hats, but I judge hats on their warm/shade, not on whether they make me look like I have hair.

It's not that bad, TBF...

People complaining that blokes wear hats in their dating profile to "cover up" that they're going bald, ick, how dare they etc etc.

If I'm going to be a Bond-level villain, I should get tax relief on minions and a shark-infested pool.

That should upset HMRC.

Having worked on projects to provide VPNs for around 3000 UK users this year alone, I look forward to being labelled a criminal mastermind.

This whole thing is extremely blinkered, to the point of being fuckwitted.

In accordance with their position on post-literacy, I shan't read the article, just watch the AI-generated 30 second video summary, which probably bears no relation to the article, and inserts ads for whichever slop machine owner. That's fine, right?

I think we all have that phase once we run out of fucks to give.

I have started accepting records as gospel truth. If it's assigned to you, it's on you. No matter what, you go under the bus for issues until it's changed in the system. Not your issue? Should have updated.

Happy birthday!

You're clearly doing a very good job of having a birthday there.

Except it's never the original load, which was probably dumped down a lane somewhere.

What you get back are the next 3 loads they charged someone (cash only, obvs) for.

Cynical? Me?

I feel this analysis needs to include the relative irritant levels of a light spattering of mustard when compared to, say, being sprayed with CS or pepper spray.

Must be an irregular noun. Our perfectly safe incapacitant, your dangerous condiment, their terroristic dressing.

Also, 26th floor sunset.

Tired, but had pret sandwich as lunch, few thousand steps in London, and considering sloping out of work event to get home and cook proper dinner.

Thank you.

Clearly upon completion of this holiday, you need to spend a night in a cocktail bar recounting your adventures, and showing cat pictures.

As far as they care, the problem doesn't exist until you crash out.

The rituals involved, and the PhD in organic chemistry needed to Make Good Tea by her standards? Yeah, definitely with you here.

Herself is here with you. She has a tea mug, a coffee mug, a herbal tea mug and so on. Wrong hot brown fluid in wrong mug is a mistake I don't make twice.

Cheers. Will add them to the list with Curam.

The same triage system that can't cope with the idea that it's not the only part of the system.

If NHS111 or A&E tell you to go to your GP to follow up, the triage system will send you right back unless you lie to it- and then the GP doesn't know what's actually wrong as you had to lie..