Nick
@ptfeperson.bsky.social
Cosplaying as the grown up I am clearly not. Old and fat and a guy.
Reposting because, well, yes.
This is the antidote to complaints about hatfishing.
This is the antidote to complaints about hatfishing.
It’s extremely appealing, that curve of someone's bald head. Mesmerising beyond words.
In lieu of words, I like to stroke it with my fingertips.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-bal... This time in '23
In lieu of words, I like to stroke it with my fingertips.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-bal... This time in '23
3 of my hot bald boyfriend’s best angles | Girl on the Net
Not everyone can be bald, and that is OK. But because bald guys don't get NEARLY enough love, here are 3 of my hot bald boyfriend's best angles.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposting because, well, yes.
This is the antidote to complaints about hatfishing.
This is the antidote to complaints about hatfishing.
Ok, Wednesday can bring it on.
Down:
Boiler leak
Herself mardy about Many Things
Office day for electrical testing
Work asking for 2am cover
Up:
Plumber coming today
Compensation for 3 month broadband outage landed
Osteopath yesterday fixed a few things.
Result:
For no apparent reason, feral.
Down:
Boiler leak
Herself mardy about Many Things
Office day for electrical testing
Work asking for 2am cover
Up:
Plumber coming today
Compensation for 3 month broadband outage landed
Osteopath yesterday fixed a few things.
Result:
For no apparent reason, feral.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Ok, Wednesday can bring it on.
Down:
Boiler leak
Herself mardy about Many Things
Office day for electrical testing
Work asking for 2am cover
Up:
Plumber coming today
Compensation for 3 month broadband outage landed
Osteopath yesterday fixed a few things.
Result:
For no apparent reason, feral.
Down:
Boiler leak
Herself mardy about Many Things
Office day for electrical testing
Work asking for 2am cover
Up:
Plumber coming today
Compensation for 3 month broadband outage landed
Osteopath yesterday fixed a few things.
Result:
For no apparent reason, feral.
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I don't think I'm likely to die on a hill. It's a better bet that I'll die at the bottom of the hill while whining about not wanting to go up it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I don't think I'm likely to die on a hill. It's a better bet that I'll die at the bottom of the hill while whining about not wanting to go up it.
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Dragging myself into London again.
I've already had a plumber round to unbugger the diverter valve (not a euphemism) and inhaled a coffee and an almond croissant, all on 4 hours sleep, so doing OK.
I've already had a plumber round to unbugger the diverter valve (not a euphemism) and inhaled a coffee and an almond croissant, all on 4 hours sleep, so doing OK.
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Dragging myself into London again.
I've already had a plumber round to unbugger the diverter valve (not a euphemism) and inhaled a coffee and an almond croissant, all on 4 hours sleep, so doing OK.
I've already had a plumber round to unbugger the diverter valve (not a euphemism) and inhaled a coffee and an almond croissant, all on 4 hours sleep, so doing OK.
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
Today's objective is to break the downward spiral. Hydrate, healthy lunch, and exercise when I get home.
There's only me home this week, so if I don't do this, it's entirely on me.
There's only me home this week, so if I don't do this, it's entirely on me.
November 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Today's objective is to break the downward spiral. Hydrate, healthy lunch, and exercise when I get home.
There's only me home this week, so if I don't do this, it's entirely on me.
There's only me home this week, so if I don't do this, it's entirely on me.
The universe is being arbitrary and unfair today. Hot water has packed up. I feel really sad, I miss my shoulders, and I'm going to be on my own most of the week thanks to work schedule and Herself dealing with mum stuff, which means me dealing with it when it contains paperwork or computers.
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The universe is being arbitrary and unfair today. Hot water has packed up. I feel really sad, I miss my shoulders, and I'm going to be on my own most of the week thanks to work schedule and Herself dealing with mum stuff, which means me dealing with it when it contains paperwork or computers.
Think I've reached that part of my life where weddings and christenings are replaced by funerals and carers.
Currently one terminal cancer and one rapidly advancing dementia in my immediate family, which has nobody under 48 in it.
Currently one terminal cancer and one rapidly advancing dementia in my immediate family, which has nobody under 48 in it.
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Think I've reached that part of my life where weddings and christenings are replaced by funerals and carers.
Currently one terminal cancer and one rapidly advancing dementia in my immediate family, which has nobody under 48 in it.
Currently one terminal cancer and one rapidly advancing dementia in my immediate family, which has nobody under 48 in it.
Random nerd moment. These modules used to be ubiquitous, not seen so much these days. This one has been here a Long Time. They're quite distinctive.
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Random nerd moment. These modules used to be ubiquitous, not seen so much these days. This one has been here a Long Time. They're quite distinctive.
Ok so today has sunshine, favourite coffee shop, chatting to cute barista about her "80s workout" playlist, and trains that are running on time.
Good start.
Good start.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Ok so today has sunshine, favourite coffee shop, chatting to cute barista about her "80s workout" playlist, and trains that are running on time.
Good start.
Good start.
Instant ramen, the official dinner of me being left unsupervised. 🍜
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Instant ramen, the official dinner of me being left unsupervised. 🍜
House to myself, and working from home?
Sounds like trousers just became optional.
Sounds like trousers just became optional.
October 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
House to myself, and working from home?
Sounds like trousers just became optional.
Sounds like trousers just became optional.
Unexpected day off! Have a hospital appointment at 11, a call this afternoon and NOTHING ELSE TO DO!
Anyone allowed out to play, or are you all at work? (Rhetorical question, I know...)
Anyone allowed out to play, or are you all at work? (Rhetorical question, I know...)
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Unexpected day off! Have a hospital appointment at 11, a call this afternoon and NOTHING ELSE TO DO!
Anyone allowed out to play, or are you all at work? (Rhetorical question, I know...)
Anyone allowed out to play, or are you all at work? (Rhetorical question, I know...)
I have been to the comic con. I met work friend and her bf, making a total of 3 of us from the 10 invited.
I bought nothing except lunch and water, enjoyed wandering about, and now it's home time.
I bought nothing except lunch and water, enjoyed wandering about, and now it's home time.
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I have been to the comic con. I met work friend and her bf, making a total of 3 of us from the 10 invited.
I bought nothing except lunch and water, enjoyed wandering about, and now it's home time.
I bought nothing except lunch and water, enjoyed wandering about, and now it's home time.
Dawn from the train station platform.
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Dawn from the train station platform.
All day meeting at a customer yesterday, all day review meeting today.
No sign of it letting up next week/month.
Burnout crash is imminent.
No sign of it letting up next week/month.
Burnout crash is imminent.
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
All day meeting at a customer yesterday, all day review meeting today.
No sign of it letting up next week/month.
Burnout crash is imminent.
No sign of it letting up next week/month.
Burnout crash is imminent.
On the train after a 5.30am alarm.
Another 20 years of this isn't sustainable.
Another 20 years of this isn't sustainable.
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
On the train after a 5.30am alarm.
Another 20 years of this isn't sustainable.
Another 20 years of this isn't sustainable.
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BBC London is doing a whole show on phone-snatching, and if you watched this you'd think that the Met is wholly and entirely dedicated to catching the little scrotes. The Met press office must be absolutely delighted at the unquestioning coverage this is giving them.
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
BBC London is doing a whole show on phone-snatching, and if you watched this you'd think that the Met is wholly and entirely dedicated to catching the little scrotes. The Met press office must be absolutely delighted at the unquestioning coverage this is giving them.
Slight tangent on related topic- using fingerprint unlock on your right hand only makes it very unlikely you'll use that phone whilst driving, and very visible if you do.
Good deterrent in its own right, and very useful when anyone accuses you of phone use while driving.
Good deterrent in its own right, and very useful when anyone accuses you of phone use while driving.
and yes, I know this makes doing stuff on your phone a bit more of a pain, but there's a real trade-off between friction and security. Up to you to make the decision on that trade-off, but I think it's worth it.
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Slight tangent on related topic- using fingerprint unlock on your right hand only makes it very unlikely you'll use that phone whilst driving, and very visible if you do.
Good deterrent in its own right, and very useful when anyone accuses you of phone use while driving.
Good deterrent in its own right, and very useful when anyone accuses you of phone use while driving.
Edible alchemy time. This one won't be ready until tomorrow.
October 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Edible alchemy time. This one won't be ready until tomorrow.
Today's trip to the sea had unexpected wildlife. A sandpiper, first I've seen, and a seal.
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Today's trip to the sea had unexpected wildlife. A sandpiper, first I've seen, and a seal.
Friday turns out to be the day I feel burned out.
Pulling something in my back wrangling a server into a cardboard box (on my day off no less) turned out to be what tipped it.
Pulling something in my back wrangling a server into a cardboard box (on my day off no less) turned out to be what tipped it.
October 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Friday turns out to be the day I feel burned out.
Pulling something in my back wrangling a server into a cardboard box (on my day off no less) turned out to be what tipped it.
Pulling something in my back wrangling a server into a cardboard box (on my day off no less) turned out to be what tipped it.
Sometimes, work pulls it out of the hat.
Excellent dinner.
Excellent dinner.
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sometimes, work pulls it out of the hat.
Excellent dinner.
Excellent dinner.