Pteryx
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Pteryx, they/them; definitely not 8 geckos in a trenchcoat, we are a normal human just like you
......"easy electronic enrollment" = "if you call or walk in the door, we will be putting your info into a computer, as opposed to paper, clay tablets, tapestry, or tattooing it on a llama", *apparently*
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
......"easy electronic enrollment" = "if you call or walk in the door, we will be putting your info into a computer, as opposed to paper, clay tablets, tapestry, or tattooing it on a llama", *apparently*
sigh
really wish people would stop telling me they've fucked my mom.
like yeah she fucks a lot of people what's your point. stop being so smug about it. did she tell you you were special? I'm so sorry, she always does that. you want a link to the support group?
really wish people would stop telling me they've fucked my mom.
like yeah she fucks a lot of people what's your point. stop being so smug about it. did she tell you you were special? I'm so sorry, she always does that. you want a link to the support group?
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
sigh
really wish people would stop telling me they've fucked my mom.
like yeah she fucks a lot of people what's your point. stop being so smug about it. did she tell you you were special? I'm so sorry, she always does that. you want a link to the support group?
really wish people would stop telling me they've fucked my mom.
like yeah she fucks a lot of people what's your point. stop being so smug about it. did she tell you you were special? I'm so sorry, she always does that. you want a link to the support group?
if eating light had an onomatopoeia would it sound different whether the light was acting as a wave or a particle at the time?
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
if eating light had an onomatopoeia would it sound different whether the light was acting as a wave or a particle at the time?
requirement: numeric KPI accuracy involving integration efficiency processing parameters incorporating timely report automation accommodation outcomes.
October 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
requirement: numeric KPI accuracy involving integration efficiency processing parameters incorporating timely report automation accommodation outcomes.
hey quick question: which is better equipped to receive and process 16k$ worth of inventory?
1) a thousand square foot warehouse with scan-based inventory management, a loading bay, and three trained staff
2) a 150 square foot storage room up a half flight of stairs, no scans, and an admin assistant
1) a thousand square foot warehouse with scan-based inventory management, a loading bay, and three trained staff
2) a 150 square foot storage room up a half flight of stairs, no scans, and an admin assistant
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
hey quick question: which is better equipped to receive and process 16k$ worth of inventory?
1) a thousand square foot warehouse with scan-based inventory management, a loading bay, and three trained staff
2) a 150 square foot storage room up a half flight of stairs, no scans, and an admin assistant
1) a thousand square foot warehouse with scan-based inventory management, a loading bay, and three trained staff
2) a 150 square foot storage room up a half flight of stairs, no scans, and an admin assistant
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"I am not beautiful despite being a monster," the sphinx said with a voice like cold marble. "I am beautiful because I am one. Dissonance resolves into divinity-- did you know?"
August 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"I am not beautiful despite being a monster," the sphinx said with a voice like cold marble. "I am beautiful because I am one. Dissonance resolves into divinity-- did you know?"
this is like 98% shitpost but
"no taxation without representation" applied to deities
"do you worship god?"
"I don't have a god"
"he's everyone's god"
"well I didn't vote for him so no he isn't"
"no taxation without representation" applied to deities
"do you worship god?"
"I don't have a god"
"he's everyone's god"
"well I didn't vote for him so no he isn't"
August 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this is like 98% shitpost but
"no taxation without representation" applied to deities
"do you worship god?"
"I don't have a god"
"he's everyone's god"
"well I didn't vote for him so no he isn't"
"no taxation without representation" applied to deities
"do you worship god?"
"I don't have a god"
"he's everyone's god"
"well I didn't vote for him so no he isn't"
meticulously chisel the sword out of the stone and polish it all up but it doesn't work because the sword.pull event never triggered to update the england.king value
August 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
meticulously chisel the sword out of the stone and polish it all up but it doesn't work because the sword.pull event never triggered to update the england.king value
damn warm food is good
humans were really cooking when they invented it
humans were really cooking when they invented it
August 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
damn warm food is good
humans were really cooking when they invented it
humans were really cooking when they invented it
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pages 07 / 08 / 09 of my fancomic about how MurderBot meets ART. Based heavily on their first encounter in the novels :)
Thanks for reading this far, and I hope you stay with me :)
#murderbot #murderhelion
Thanks for reading this far, and I hope you stay with me :)
#murderbot #murderhelion
July 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
pages 07 / 08 / 09 of my fancomic about how MurderBot meets ART. Based heavily on their first encounter in the novels :)
Thanks for reading this far, and I hope you stay with me :)
#murderbot #murderhelion
Thanks for reading this far, and I hope you stay with me :)
#murderbot #murderhelion
hot take
there's no such thing as a hole there are only tubes with different numbers of branches and lengths of interior
there's no such thing as a hole there are only tubes with different numbers of branches and lengths of interior
July 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
hot take
there's no such thing as a hole there are only tubes with different numbers of branches and lengths of interior
there's no such thing as a hole there are only tubes with different numbers of branches and lengths of interior
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You've seen the Catch of the Day, a silicone fish paddle I released at the beginning of last year, and the Sardine, a smaller version I made last whenever.
Now the one you've been waiting for: The One That Got Away.
23 1/4 inches long. over 2 pounds of silicone.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Now the one you've been waiting for: The One That Got Away.
23 1/4 inches long. over 2 pounds of silicone.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
July 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You've seen the Catch of the Day, a silicone fish paddle I released at the beginning of last year, and the Sardine, a smaller version I made last whenever.
Now the one you've been waiting for: The One That Got Away.
23 1/4 inches long. over 2 pounds of silicone.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Now the one you've been waiting for: The One That Got Away.
23 1/4 inches long. over 2 pounds of silicone.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
loading screen tip: "if you have the NONOPTIMAL VISION characteristic, GLASSES can be used to SEE"
June 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
loading screen tip: "if you have the NONOPTIMAL VISION characteristic, GLASSES can be used to SEE"
pro tip: though they have some qualities in common tumblr is not a substitute for water
May 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
pro tip: though they have some qualities in common tumblr is not a substitute for water
cod I fucking hate hormone swings
it's like. I feel terrible! I hate everything! I am filled with a burning rage bent on the destruction of every person who's ever wronged me and fueled by the anger of every embarrassing situation I have ever--wait I am being handed a note.
it's like. I feel terrible! I hate everything! I am filled with a burning rage bent on the destruction of every person who's ever wronged me and fueled by the anger of every embarrassing situation I have ever--wait I am being handed a note.
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
cod I fucking hate hormone swings
it's like. I feel terrible! I hate everything! I am filled with a burning rage bent on the destruction of every person who's ever wronged me and fueled by the anger of every embarrassing situation I have ever--wait I am being handed a note.
it's like. I feel terrible! I hate everything! I am filled with a burning rage bent on the destruction of every person who's ever wronged me and fueled by the anger of every embarrassing situation I have ever--wait I am being handed a note.
why is Tumblr serving me ads for zero-point energy
May 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
why is Tumblr serving me ads for zero-point energy
would an anthro narwhal have hooves since whales are ungulates?
May 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
would an anthro narwhal have hooves since whales are ungulates?
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man vision is *weird*
I noticed [again] today while biking that my bike wheel "freezes" for a split second whenever I glance to or from it: looking at it directly it's a motion blur but in the time when my eyes are moving and working on cached data my brain uses a clip of the full tire texture
I noticed [again] today while biking that my bike wheel "freezes" for a split second whenever I glance to or from it: looking at it directly it's a motion blur but in the time when my eyes are moving and working on cached data my brain uses a clip of the full tire texture
February 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
man vision is *weird*
I noticed [again] today while biking that my bike wheel "freezes" for a split second whenever I glance to or from it: looking at it directly it's a motion blur but in the time when my eyes are moving and working on cached data my brain uses a clip of the full tire texture
I noticed [again] today while biking that my bike wheel "freezes" for a split second whenever I glance to or from it: looking at it directly it's a motion blur but in the time when my eyes are moving and working on cached data my brain uses a clip of the full tire texture