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I am a house cat who might be persuaded to sun in a window from time to time.
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Modern day America feels like a dystopian novel I can’t dnf.
March 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Modern day America feels like a dystopian novel I can’t dnf.
Does anybody else still think of Sherlock when they try to plug their phone in in the dark and miss on the first time? Just me?
February 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Does anybody else still think of Sherlock when they try to plug their phone in in the dark and miss on the first time? Just me?
This white man at my book club doesn’t understand why the “just a word” n-word can’t be said by anybody who wants to say it.
January 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This white man at my book club doesn’t understand why the “just a word” n-word can’t be said by anybody who wants to say it.
What my mind thought: Sometimes my brain doesn’t function on all cylinders.
What my mouth said: Sometimes my brain doesn’t function on all syllables.
What my mouth said: Sometimes my brain doesn’t function on all syllables.
January 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What my mind thought: Sometimes my brain doesn’t function on all cylinders.
What my mouth said: Sometimes my brain doesn’t function on all syllables.
What my mouth said: Sometimes my brain doesn’t function on all syllables.
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Technology was a mistake.
December 24, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Technology was a mistake.
The if/of typo is the bane if my existence.
November 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The if/of typo is the bane if my existence.
Meeting me for the first time is like finding one of those book previews on TikTok where they use the best moment in the entire book to lure you in. You think it can only get better.
But don’t get pulled in. Everything else is only half thought out, barely intelligible, and honestly quite boring.
But don’t get pulled in. Everything else is only half thought out, barely intelligible, and honestly quite boring.
November 5, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Meeting me for the first time is like finding one of those book previews on TikTok where they use the best moment in the entire book to lure you in. You think it can only get better.
But don’t get pulled in. Everything else is only half thought out, barely intelligible, and honestly quite boring.
But don’t get pulled in. Everything else is only half thought out, barely intelligible, and honestly quite boring.
When I was in grade school, the girls on my softball team and I decided we wanted to name our team the Spice Girls and the adults let us.
I think about this a lot.
I think about this a lot.
November 2, 2023 at 5:44 PM
When I was in grade school, the girls on my softball team and I decided we wanted to name our team the Spice Girls and the adults let us.
I think about this a lot.
I think about this a lot.
As much as I love reading books for the first time, I love — perhaps as much — when my friends read the same books for the first time while simultaneously yelling and screaming at me as they go.
My first read: anxiety and a constant stream of WTF.
Their first read: cackling. So much cackling.
My first read: anxiety and a constant stream of WTF.
Their first read: cackling. So much cackling.
October 18, 2023 at 9:35 PM
As much as I love reading books for the first time, I love — perhaps as much — when my friends read the same books for the first time while simultaneously yelling and screaming at me as they go.
My first read: anxiety and a constant stream of WTF.
Their first read: cackling. So much cackling.
My first read: anxiety and a constant stream of WTF.
Their first read: cackling. So much cackling.
“You’re so much less of an asshole than literally anybody else.”
— me, flirting.
— me, flirting.
October 9, 2023 at 10:49 PM
“You’re so much less of an asshole than literally anybody else.”
— me, flirting.
— me, flirting.
If you all think I’m any better at being social because it’s happening through a phone screen rather than face to face then you haven’t been paying attention.
October 9, 2023 at 9:47 PM
If you all think I’m any better at being social because it’s happening through a phone screen rather than face to face then you haven’t been paying attention.