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Pascal Terjan
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Some notifications are better left unexpanded
A notification from Caffe Nero app Title reads "A chilly weekend calls for Gin..." An expanded notification from Caffe Nero app Title reads "A chilly weekend calls for Gingerbread"
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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1Kg de noisettes grillées et 1Kg de pistaches grillées et salées
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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By politics, Labour is the party where they like clowns the most.
That's surprising given that members of the Conservative party have repeatedly selected some as leaders.
Percentage of people voting for each party who selected "Like them". Con 10%, Lab 12%, Lib Dem 10%, Reform 11%
August 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Screenshot of part of a weather app with the section titled "Weather insight" and the content saying "Tomorrow's temperature will be 10° lower"
July 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Et puis bon les mineurs je m'inquiète plus de leur pioche
Personne avec un uniforme et un casque de mineur tenant une pioche sur un tas de charbon
June 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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@laeliaveron.bsky.social Tu connais sans doute déjà starkeycomics.com/2019/04/18/l... vu que ça a 5 ans et a l'air d'avoir bien circulé mais c'est la première fois que je le vois
Comic from starkeycomics.com with someone addressing some animals: Actually, you're not in my book of animals, therefore you aren't a real animal. Subspecies? Just a tiger that doesn't know how to be a proper tiger! So lazy. That's a mistake. Your species should only have 9 bands. Educate yourself. Stop Evolving! And then the text: Linguistic prescriptivists make terrible zoologists.
April 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Modern WiFi is amazing, this was 2 floors up from the router
Speedtest results showing 961Mbps download speed and 622Mbos upload speed
March 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Manifestation sous haute tension
Une trentaine de moutons sous une ligne à haute tension
March 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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I am very grateful for this small piece of metal of unknown origin which allowed me to unscrew the handle and get out of the bathroom tonight
Fingers holding a small piece of metal
February 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Disclaimer was not enough 🤣
Account description stating that it is based on signals that military planes don't always send and false positives are possible and showing the account is followed by Baddatatakes
February 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Ça à l'air simple
Les policiers qui viennent à l’école chercher un enfant étranger pour le reconduire à la frontière avec ses parents n’agissant pas dans le cadre d’une commission rogatoire ou d’un flagrant délit, le directeur peut leur refuser l’accès à l’établissement. Il ne peut remettre le mineur qu’au titulaire de l’autorité parentale, aux personnes mandatées par lui ou à des policiers présentant un document des parents les y autorisant.
January 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Voilà un nude avec des cheveux
Poney nu avec de longs cheveux
January 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Le post précédent le sous-entend déjà
Capture d'écran avec 2 posts consécutifs. Le premier est un dessin en 3 parties: Hier : un crayon Aujourd'hui (7 janvier 2015 et attentats contre Charlie Hebdo) : un crayon cassé. Demain : le crayon cassé se transformé en 2 crayons. Le deuxième post est Legrugru disant "Inutile de vous préciser que nous sommes un certain jour de la semaine ?"
January 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Wikipedia a les principales versions
What subsequently happened to these gifts is never mentioned in the scripture, but several traditions have developed.[70] One story has the gold being stolen by the two thieves who were later crucified alongside Jesus. Another tale has it being entrusted to and then misappropriated by Judas. One tradition suggests that Joseph and Mary used the gold to finance their travels when they fled Bethlehem after an angel had warned, in a dream, about King Herod's plan to kill Jesus. And another story proposes the theory that the myrrh given to them at Jesus' birth was used to anoint Jesus' body after his crucifixion.
January 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Ça commence moyen 😕
Capture d'écran du post souhaitant une bonne année à la TL Bluesky suivi d'un bloc "Trending BETA" avec 4 sujets: "New Orleans Incident", "Cybertruck Explosion", "Queens Shooting" et "Knicks"
January 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The easiest way to avoid having stressed employees is to fire anyone who is stressed. Hopefully this will not cause any stress for the remaining employees.
A screenshot of an email from HR manager at a company called "Yes Madam" titled "Update on Stress Survey Results". Dear Team, Recently, we conducted a survey to understand your feelings about stress at work. Many of you shared your concerns, which we deeply value and respect. As a company committed to fostering a healthy and supportive work environment, we have carefully considered the feedback. To ensure that no one remains stressed at work, we have made the difficult decision to part ways with employees who indicated significant stress. This decision is effective immediately, and impacted employees will receive further details separately. Thank you for your contributions. Best regards, Ashu Arora Jha HR Manager, Yes Madam
December 9, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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Si comme vous j'avais pu le faire,
je serais allé dans le centre Leclerc
Un vieux tract Leclerc avec principalement un homme préhistorique qui dit: Si comme vous j'avais pu le faire je serais allé dans les "CENTRES LECLERC"
December 7, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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Thanks Bert (and Octopus)
A graphic showing Octopus Energy electricity prices will be negative tonight until tomorrow morning
November 23, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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Les paquets bilingues faits par quelqu'un qui ne parle pas français c'est pas mal aussi
Un paquet bilingue avec des mentions comme "BITES BOUCHÉES" et "SANS GLUTEN FREE"
November 8, 2024 at 11:57 AM
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I believe Debian 1.3.1 was the first Linux distro I installed, from that magazine www.abandonware-magazines.org/affiche_mag....
Cover of "DReAM" magazine from December 1997 which included Debian 1.3.1 on its CDROM
November 8, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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Plan d'un petit appartement avec terrasse
October 20, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Personne prenant un rail de cocaïne Source: https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/man-inhale-cocaine-gm512184235-40769190
October 19, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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The unpleasant fiscal arithmetic holding back UK growth on.ft.com/4029j8j
Fortunately, there is a path to salvation. History tells us that you grow, rather than cut, your way out of a debt problem. So the key to solving the fiscal conundrum comes from working forwards from the mission of higher growth — not backwards from the budgetary constraint of fiscal rules
October 13, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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C'est mal parti 😢
Graphique représentant les heures de sommeil cette semaine. Les valeurs sont entre 3h et 6h avec une moyenne de 4h55.
October 4, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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Screenshot of a PayPal conversation
August 19, 2024 at 8:41 PM