doctor barbie™️
@psychicsiren.bsky.social
your (short circuit-inducing) apocalypse therapist 💊🩺 Currently Rebranding—Stay Tuned For American Exxxtasy Updates 📺🤡
“doing impressions” is invoking spirits
prove me wrong
prove me wrong
August 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“doing impressions” is invoking spirits
prove me wrong
prove me wrong
Wait…..did you think we meant we were CHECKING and BALANCING the social and moral hygiene of our actions??
Gross!! No way!!
We meant we were writing CHECKS to ourselves and adding it to our BALANCES you juvenile rubes! HA! #USA
Gross!! No way!!
We meant we were writing CHECKS to ourselves and adding it to our BALANCES you juvenile rubes! HA! #USA
July 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Wait…..did you think we meant we were CHECKING and BALANCING the social and moral hygiene of our actions??
Gross!! No way!!
We meant we were writing CHECKS to ourselves and adding it to our BALANCES you juvenile rubes! HA! #USA
Gross!! No way!!
We meant we were writing CHECKS to ourselves and adding it to our BALANCES you juvenile rubes! HA! #USA
🎼 The algorithm loves me, this I know, for AI tells me so 🎶
July 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
🎼 The algorithm loves me, this I know, for AI tells me so 🎶
(to the tune of Disney Girls) Ghibli Girls
June 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
(to the tune of Disney Girls) Ghibli Girls
when I—when I don’t—when I don’t have my…..my…..MY COFFEE
June 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
when I—when I don’t—when I don’t have my…..my…..MY COFFEE
I love the abusive findom relationship we pay for by not defunding police and then protesting police while still paying our taxes (their paychecks) to—you guessed it—beat us into submission for protesting their brutality (which, again, we directly *pay* for whilst protesting)
are we following 😵💫💰
are we following 😵💫💰
June 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I love the abusive findom relationship we pay for by not defunding police and then protesting police while still paying our taxes (their paychecks) to—you guessed it—beat us into submission for protesting their brutality (which, again, we directly *pay* for whilst protesting)
are we following 😵💫💰
are we following 😵💫💰
Trump’s platform was being relatable to the common person, like any spoiled brat enjoys cosplaying the mask of until the game is over and he’s gotta go home—so now that that façade is gone literally what is left besides nerds with guns defending a big baby for the foreseeable future
June 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Trump’s platform was being relatable to the common person, like any spoiled brat enjoys cosplaying the mask of until the game is over and he’s gotta go home—so now that that façade is gone literally what is left besides nerds with guns defending a big baby for the foreseeable future
FYI kids: the words neurodivergent and neurotypical were both birthed by an emotionally manipulative and empathetically retarded status quo
I prefer the terms neuronatural and neuroadaptive as they are far more factually accurate to reality ✅
I prefer the terms neuronatural and neuroadaptive as they are far more factually accurate to reality ✅
June 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
FYI kids: the words neurodivergent and neurotypical were both birthed by an emotionally manipulative and empathetically retarded status quo
I prefer the terms neuronatural and neuroadaptive as they are far more factually accurate to reality ✅
I prefer the terms neuronatural and neuroadaptive as they are far more factually accurate to reality ✅
wow everyone is super good at feigning 24 hour amnesia in this current world of I Directly Have The Privilege And Power To Change Things For Those Who Do Not But I Would Rather Waste My Readily Abundant Resources And Everyone’s Time To Play Victim Instead 😀
June 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
wow everyone is super good at feigning 24 hour amnesia in this current world of I Directly Have The Privilege And Power To Change Things For Those Who Do Not But I Would Rather Waste My Readily Abundant Resources And Everyone’s Time To Play Victim Instead 😀
you’re telling me “Grimes” (Claire) could have properly bullied Elon this whole time with her proximity and clout instead of letting him breed her…..?
make it make sense
make it make sense
June 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
you’re telling me “Grimes” (Claire) could have properly bullied Elon this whole time with her proximity and clout instead of letting him breed her…..?
make it make sense
make it make sense
I have literally danced next to Adele and felt nothing
June 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I have literally danced next to Adele and felt nothing
ssssshhharing is caring 🍎🐍
May 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
ssssshhharing is caring 🍎🐍
Sluts 4 Chastity 2: Judgment Bidet
May 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sluts 4 Chastity 2: Judgment Bidet
I’m the Margot Robbie (Fartblow Slobbie?) of actually being of service to my community + getting my hands dirty backstage to make the magic happen 🪄
Now I’m saying it publicly bc I’m all bones and rags + I need a crew
I like to be hot, and also a good boy for my neighbors 🐶 cos we’re all queens 👑
Now I’m saying it publicly bc I’m all bones and rags + I need a crew
I like to be hot, and also a good boy for my neighbors 🐶 cos we’re all queens 👑
May 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’m the Margot Robbie (Fartblow Slobbie?) of actually being of service to my community + getting my hands dirty backstage to make the magic happen 🪄
Now I’m saying it publicly bc I’m all bones and rags + I need a crew
I like to be hot, and also a good boy for my neighbors 🐶 cos we’re all queens 👑
Now I’m saying it publicly bc I’m all bones and rags + I need a crew
I like to be hot, and also a good boy for my neighbors 🐶 cos we’re all queens 👑
Reposted by doctor barbie™️
social media is a pvp experience which is why i’m the npc that sits in a tavern and just says random advice like “i heard slimes are weak to fire” and “there’s a monster guarding the cave outside town”
May 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
social media is a pvp experience which is why i’m the npc that sits in a tavern and just says random advice like “i heard slimes are weak to fire” and “there’s a monster guarding the cave outside town”
It seems like the world is under a reverse vampire’s curse:
body gets gross—mind stays infantile
Worst jackpot ever
body gets gross—mind stays infantile
Worst jackpot ever
May 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It seems like the world is under a reverse vampire’s curse:
body gets gross—mind stays infantile
Worst jackpot ever
body gets gross—mind stays infantile
Worst jackpot ever
yeah mom alright I’ll come home I was BUSY lighting the fires of revolution like you even care
May 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
yeah mom alright I’ll come home I was BUSY lighting the fires of revolution like you even care
will anyone pay to have me kick their ass during these days of Great Shame and Humility? Bc I need to start infusing the wallet stat and baby needs an outlet
May 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
will anyone pay to have me kick their ass during these days of Great Shame and Humility? Bc I need to start infusing the wallet stat and baby needs an outlet
I want tamagotchis of all my friends so I can be informed when they need snacks or they’ve shit themselves
May 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I want tamagotchis of all my friends so I can be informed when they need snacks or they’ve shit themselves
I need 50ccs of Blush Response STAT 😳
May 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I need 50ccs of Blush Response STAT 😳
doc I’ve got the Divine Tiredness
May 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
doc I’ve got the Divine Tiredness
lord 🙏 please keep us safe from Newark Liberty Airport
I don’t want to be Donnie Darkoed in 2025
I don’t want to be Donnie Darkoed in 2025
May 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
lord 🙏 please keep us safe from Newark Liberty Airport
I don’t want to be Donnie Darkoed in 2025
I don’t want to be Donnie Darkoed in 2025
Do you ever get tired of having a block of cheese for a brain, Mister Madam President King?
While there’s starving, uncheesed Mickeys all over your streets and villages?
Spare some of that government cheddar
Let Them Eat The Rich
While there’s starving, uncheesed Mickeys all over your streets and villages?
Spare some of that government cheddar
Let Them Eat The Rich
May 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Do you ever get tired of having a block of cheese for a brain, Mister Madam President King?
While there’s starving, uncheesed Mickeys all over your streets and villages?
Spare some of that government cheddar
Let Them Eat The Rich
While there’s starving, uncheesed Mickeys all over your streets and villages?
Spare some of that government cheddar
Let Them Eat The Rich
critical thought and having a trail of memory longer than 24 hours is apparently a fool’s endeavor in 2025
May 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
critical thought and having a trail of memory longer than 24 hours is apparently a fool’s endeavor in 2025
FYI—your fear of being cringe took away your natural cure for depression (expression) 👩🏫
May 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
FYI—your fear of being cringe took away your natural cure for depression (expression) 👩🏫