the families next door are carolling in the courtyard and I'm faded in pjs in the window, post-nut, pre-pasta. the most divorced I have felt all year.

google searched resulting from my Now You See Me marathon so far:
- morgan freeman cancelled
- woody harrelson wikifeet
- mark ruffalo oscar

I do everything the dental hygienist asks WITH their hands in my mouth and they haven't told me i'm a good girl once. Kind of weird tbh

it's perfectly legal to roast a fuckton of cabbage and eat it in complete silence and then fart your apartment into oblivion. and even if it wasn't, it would still be moral and righteous and just.

sick at home for less than two days and i have never been touched or loved in my life.

I will also note that the mayor is also putting out incorrect information over his own motion.

We’ll see what the proposed budget looks like in a month or two, what the discussion is like, and when the actual vote is scheduled.

to whoever filled my little free library with sophie kinsella and vegan cookbooks at the start of the month: congrats on your divorce and good luck with your eating disorder recovery!!!

Waking my cat up every 10 minutes this morning just as she did to me from 4-6 am

the gentle swank of a gouda and pear sammich. the absolute panache.

TIL there's a wiki feet for shel silverstein thanks and i'm sorry

Hello and good mourning from your favourite recession indicator