Psamtik
psamtik.bsky.social
Psamtik
@psamtik.bsky.social
3x Blizzcon live raider, world-first Grand Crusader. Premonition/vodka/Exodus/Midwinter/Temerity/great/Astral; the Terry Funk of World of Warcraft.
One of the best to ever do it; her fingerprints are everywhere. I was playing games on which she worked long before I knew her name. Most of us were.
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
All I’ve done is maintain an attention span that was somewhere in the neighborhood of absent-minded thirty years ago, and now it feels like a superpower.
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Dude’s just obsessed with the second-worst Medal of Honor game (after Underground on the GBA).
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can hardly believe it’s actually going to be a game I can play.
August 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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If other evidence wasn't enough this is all the proof you need that tech billionaires are, above all else, stupid. Capitalist democracy made them rich beyond measure and they decided to break it because of memes they saw on the computer
July 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
July 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We’re going to be in the Hudson.
May 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
May 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Astro Bot’s spectacular production values are in service of some of the genre’s least interesting movement.
March 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Just casually inventing androids along the way, because these are serious people.
March 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Useless fucking coward. Eat shit.
March 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
March 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Get the classic ECW “shut the fuck up (clap clap clapclapclap)” chant going.
February 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can confirm, even my Trumpiest customers love me and know my name.
February 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Oh wow, I missed the post! *Huge* congrats, I'm so happy for you.
February 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Life on Mars (2006-2007)
February 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The diaphanous kind - you and me both.
February 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Happy birthday, buddy!
February 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Seriously. The guys I’ve known in pizza shops or whatever, working their asses off, pulling tons of overtime, and sending so much of the money to family that they don’t even get to enjoy the proceeds.
January 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM